Wait I'm not finished yet with my masterpiece of a character reboot. Knuckles is 0.5 emeralds, Sonic is 1.5 emeralds, femTails is 2 emeralds. I'm measuring their power levels in chaos emeralds. She has a laidback goodgirl personality like Sally, she's very kissy and very flirty. On the other side of the coin she's also a snarky bossy know it all bitch, this personality activates the most when Sonic is being a lazy piece of shit who refuses to save the world. This personality trait if left unchecked turns into an evil crazy egomaniac that lusts after fame, fortune, power worse than Amy thirsting over Sonic. She is not allowed to hold onto the chaos emeralds for long periods of times cause it grows her 7 extra tails, 1 tail = 1 chaos emerald. She can also outright cook Sonic in a frying pan and swallow him whole to absorb his powers then spit him back out when she's finished. And yes Sonic is enough of a dick to refuse saving the world just to sleep and he's enough of a lazy retard to just accept being cooked in a frying pan while sleeping, sometimes while he's awake, he's so stubborn his stubborness overrides his pain receptors. This blue Garfield is so lazy he'd let Eggman win just to have his siesta.
When she goes super with all 9 tails she's evenly matched with super Shadow and Sonic, but otherwise kicks their asses 1 on 1. Unless she shares the power of the emeralds with them, then she's just slightly stronger than them. Sonic still keeps her around despite her crazy outbursts with power because 1. he's a very forgiving stupid faggot 2. when she's not being a bitch she's a great quality friend you wish you had, plus she cooks him dinner and is his go-to scientist. 3. she's like Sally but cuter like Cream.
It's not enough to commission baseless r34. I need an entire comic or animation to shock and inspire everyone into copying my reboot idea.
You will never take me alive, FAGGOTS.
NO BOY HAS THAT CHEST FLUFF.
Elijah Murphy
for the same reason we do as well. he's too cute.
Samuel Bailey
I hope trannies kill all your favorite femboys.
Anthony Edwards
I DID NOT RUN AWAY FROM TAILS PRETENDING SHE HAS COOTIES FOR 24 MONTHS PRETENDING SHE'S A GIRL. I DID NOT RUN AWAY FROM MY SISTER PLAYING TAILS FOR 24 MONTHS ALL FOR NOTHING. ESPECIALLY IN THE CASINO ZONE WHICH SHE THOUGHT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC LEVEL. WHO THE FUCCK THINKS VEGAS IS ROMANTIC? NEVERMIND.
These ideas come from the bottom of my 5 year old psyche. A time when I wasn't imprisoned in school. Simpler, better times.
Dylan Gray
Post girl Tails. Who would voice her? Kath Soucie? Chiara Zanni?
Shut up C314 Tails, why couldn't you be A64 Tails? God universe A64 has it so much better than us.
Eli Fisher
what?!
Nathaniel Walker
Tails steal modern Sonic's catchphrase "You're too slow" and that theme plays each time in different genres, but still maintains the motif. One time she just grabs the whole orchestra and adds lyrics to it after stealing an emerald from Sonic or Eggman. >That's too bad. That's too bad. >Don't cry, bro. Don't cry bro. >There's always next time. Always next time. >Just don't be too slow too slow too too too too toooo slow >Stop being so slow >No don't cry there's always next time >Just just just stop being so slow so so so slow.
