The most famous English woman in the world.
The most famous English woman in the world
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Horses.
the butler is still in the meat locker
Dogs.
His skeleton is, yes.
What about them?
The Queen
*excited neighing intensifies*
Oh god, I started Rise the other day and it was so bad that I had to stop when a fucking bear attacked her just because reasons. The worst AAA cinema trash if I ever saw one...
I don't really understand how you're getting from A to Z there...
She looks like she fucks asian girls.
Lara is intentionally pushed into forced situations which are put into the game just because they look good in a cinematic experience. There is no level in the game where something is not collapsing or Lara isn't near missing death.
My hot gf fat slutty tits on display attracting all types of mercenary goons
Well, honestly I'd say that's part of the core of Tomb Raider, it's an Indiana Jones pastiche where the heroine gets into precarious situations. Happened all the time in the original games too.
>that wound on her side
imagine her boob jiggle when she fell on that spike and cried out in agony, hnnnnnngggg
>Happened all the time in the original games too
No it didn't, maybe a few times in each Classic game
Secondly, you were always in total control and it was nonstop gameplay
Even the rare times when some scripted danger event happened (like running through the trap gauntlet in the Great Wall) it was never a cinematic scene, it was real gameplay and you had to play to survive through it, unlike in garbage nu-TR games where it becomes a shitty cinematic minigame where you have one or two buttons that even do anything
Yeah, I have a problem with the new games taking control away from you, but I don't agree that the old games were any less fantastical.
wife...
Ew, your wife is gross and sweaty
yes
How often does she shave her armpits?
Excuse me but I don't see a single engagement ring no her fingers in any of these pictures
It's an adventure game. That's kind of the point of adventure games. That said I do agree that it checks off everything on the cinematic vidya checklist. The trilogy never attempts to innovate. Only remind us of what other games have already done. NuLara is still wife material though
Fuck it. We know the reason this thread was made. Let me jump to the point.
I require more Horizon Renders Lara. I'm sad he'll never release his model to the public
I made this thread to talk about Tomb Raider actually. I don't know what it is you think it's about.