>ywn have a Mer wife
Unironically, positively, why even live?
Ywn have a Mer wife
Luis Sanchez
Liam Diaz
Mer women are for big black Redguard men.
David Morris
Just be a mer male.
Cameron Lee
But I'm a Nord.
Leo Adams
I'm sad we live in a world without Maormer, Falmer and Dwemer, but we have to tolerate R*dguards, and N*rds
Carter Jones
I like Bosmer.
I can respect Dunmer.
I hate A*tmer.
Jaxon Ramirez
Just grow some daughter-wives in a jar.
Camden Jones
>Isekai into Elder scrolls
But
>It's the game and everyone is morrowind blocky and reality works in dice roll logic except for you
Yes/no?
Hunter Ross
>reality works in dice roll logic except for you
How do I work?
Gabriel Lewis
they look like they fuck sload men
Jace Brooks
Normal worldish
Jeremiah Perez
Can sloads even fuck
Joseph Campbell
>get mer wife
>she betrays you, fucks your friend, extracts Lorkhan's divinity to become a goddess and cuts off your feet
No fucking thanks
Levi Harris
As their husbands, nords as their bulls.
Carter Gomez
STOP trying to make mer girls look cute, they're suppsoed to have elongated faces, super high cheekbones and wrinkly AF. DO NOT PUT ANIME GIRLS IN TES!!!!!!!! FFS
Lincoln Martinez
this, but unironically
Jaxon Nelson
Cute dunmer wife.
Lincoln Barnes
How can I find a Redgard wife irl? There are a couple at my church but when we did our sword drills (these are challenges to see who can look up a certain Bible verse the fastest) they always came in last.
Wyatt Anderson
for qt argonian GF
Adrian Powell
it's like all you humans think about is sex
Angel Barnes
Don't come crying to us when you're outnumbered 5000 to 1 later then, knife ears.
Hudson Brown
>breasts
Bentley Gomez
for me its khajiit women
Gavin Thompson
You mean an Orsimer wife of course?
Easton Collins
>ywn summon a winged twilight to service you
Christopher Butler
based conjuration enjoyer