how is he so perfect bros? how did rockstar make such a man?
How is he so perfect bros? how did rockstar make such a man?
Ayden Bailey
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Adrian Bailey
The team watched a whole bunch of cowboy movies and used religious undertones to create the masterpiece
Gabriel Clark
>didn't think I'd like him more than john
>now think he's the most likeable protagonist that rockstar has ever made
Andrew Evans
Conceptualize the taste of his make ejaculate
Joseph Bailey
wheres my PS5 version Rockcucks.
Carson Jones
How IS he perfect? I turned off the voices so I woulnt have to keep listening to him.
Kevin Brooks
can you imagine if he looked like this? you would have a million people angry that you can't change his appearance, and some people just wouldn't even buy the game, I'm sure there would be model swapping mods coming out instantly.
Adrian Parker
Yes, people love to watch attractive people and dislike unattractive people. The only people contesting this is unattractive people.
Jackson Powell
idk john looks like that and the first rdr sold 23 million copies
Grayson Collins
most likable protagonist in video game history
Luke Morris
Not a single person in their gay ass 'outlaw community' acted like an actual ruthless wild west outlaw, except for Micah, who was portrayed as one of the main antagonists.
Rockstar made a pozzed group of modern day Marxist agitators, and inserted them into a wild west setting. No one in that time period ever would have acted like those massive faggots.
Asher Gutierrez
Basically Micah and Bill, who were the only characters I actually believed would exist in that time period. The rest were retarded SJWs who time traveled from modern day SF
Elijah Cook
>WELLLLL DUTCH, WAYS I SEE IT IF A JEWISH MAN WANTS TO CUT OFF A BABIES FORESKIN AND SUCK THE BLOOD FROM THE TIP OF THAT BOYS PECKER, WELL THAT'S JUST HIS RELIGIOUS CUSTOM AND WE SHOULD RESPECT EM
Hudson Green
They were a cooler of flavor-aid short of Jonestown, not generic SJWs. The game beat you over the head with what their ideology was about. How did you miss that just because Dutch's gang not being frothing racists made you seethe?
Nolan Thompson
They were a bunch of modern day Marxist true-believers led by a shiester.
They didn't remotely act like they lived in that time period, and you know it as well as I do, nigger worshiper.
Jack Gutierrez
>Marriage? A sacred institution? Heh, it's anything but in my experience, brother, I can tell you that. If two fellers wanna tie the knot, who am I ta say no? If the Lord ain't judged our gang, I'd say he's been takin' some time off the job, yer probably safe. Heh heh. Have at it, I say.
>Abortion? Well, that's a rough one. Bit of a tough pill to swaller. At first, I didn't rightly take kindly to the idea of killin' babies, but Dutch gave me this ole thick science book and I pretty much surmised that well, that thing is about as human as Micah here, which is lackin' to say the least, heh. Hell, I'd say a gal has the right to choose.
>A gal? As president? Well, what I can tell ya is its been nothin' but fellers since this whole thing here started up and what have we got? A bunch of other dead fellers. What have we got ta lose? I reckon' tryin' a gal's touch wouldn't do anyone no harm. If weakness is a concern of yours, I promise you some of the ladies runnin' in my gang would probably make Old Hickory look like a nancy in comparison. Hell, I'd reckon its her turn.
>Lettin' a black feller do yer wife? Well, if the old lady's havin' fun, who am I to deny her that? I reckon that feller's got a bigger one than me anyway. Besides, we gotta pay some back for that whole slavery bid'ness we did to them. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son, so I'll raise my wife's son, whether he's black or white.
>Cuttin off yer willie sure sound silly but I reckon a feller might as well chop it off he ain't goin use it. And i suppose a wig can't do harm neither, heck men use to wear em all the time back in oldin' days.
Ethan Brown
>Short haired, beardless Arthur
Cringe.
Matthew Long
They were anarchists, they had nothing to do with marxism and you know it as well as I do. The thesis of their group was the freedom living in the fringes of the frontier and impotently raging against "civilization" taking over (something inherently tied to that point in time; the fuck you mean 'they didn't act like they were from the time period?) It's not even subtle, Dutch goes on monologues about it repeatedly throughout the game.
Nathan Butler
Pure kino. More
Aaron Price
We all know who the best character is and who the game is really about. Arthur and John are just along for the ride.
Mason Clark
Hunter King
>We ALL had her, John.
Oliver Brown
Ian Mitchell
cringe. arthur would never look like a fancy honky like that. the real arthur would never style his facial hair like that. he would just shave it all off and leave it alone until he could shave it again
Jayden Myers
Anarchists user? Now you're just splitting hairs, like faggots do. Marxists are very, very often anarchists, as well.
They all held very modern Marxist beliefs, and you know it as well as I do.
You even trying to argue this point, here of all places, really shows how much of a fucking retard you are.
Henry Hughes
He is a literal soicuck
Fuck this soi shit game and his redditor characters
Nathan Garcia
>They all held very modern Marxist beliefs
Such as.
Jackson Morales
>Well Dutch, let me quote my favorite old testament passage from Judges, for us before our next raid, fore the Lord grant us safe return -
>"The owner of the house went outside and said to them, “No, my friends, don’t be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don’t do this outrageous thing. Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But as for this man, don’t do such an outrageous thing.”
>But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight.
>"When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, “Get up; let’s go.” But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home."
>"When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel. Everyone who saw it was saying to one another,"
>“Such a thing has never been seen or done, not since the day the Israelites came up out of Egypt. Just imagine! We must do something! So speak up!”
>"Amen"
Landon Powell
Inject testosterone you low t faggots
Imagine liking this soicuck bugman
Charles Wright
>Marxists are very, very often anarchists, as well.
99% of Marxists I have the displeasure of knowing believe in redistribution through statism. They don't want a revolution, they want big daddy state to steal from others for them.
Austin Rogers
>I don't know how to spot marxism
what a moron
Lucas Jones
an yet you got a mr. magoo?
Aaron Barnes
So do anarchists if you listen to them. They don't actually want anarchy, that's just edgy shit they say.
They're some of the most useless people. They always run to the state. Most of them are on government assistance of some kind.
William Gray
Arthur would kill you
Xavier Morris
>they're modern day marxists!
>how so
>they... THEY JUST ARE OKAY??
Every time with you people.
Ayden Baker
Arthur would suck your cock
James Wood
I would slice his throat and those of all his redditor sissy gang before fucking all of their women
Inject T you soi redditard
Arthur didnt even do anything when his wife got ganbanged and murdered by an ennemy gang
He is worthless trash and the ultimate cuck
Gabriel Nguyen
I'm not explaining obvious shit to you. Keep pretending like the game that literally has you escort feminists, marching through a town as one of its missions, isn't at all Marxist.
Everybody, including you, knows this game is pozzed as fuck. You're just assmad that other people notice it.
Caleb Morris
Feminism, antiracism, soiboism
Literal redditor game