Adds unnecessary cutscenes in the middle of gameplay that could easily be in-game sequences

>chainsaws for magic ammo
>shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills
>retarded door opening cutscene plays
>"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™
>"Come on, Vega™"
>follows Skyrim™ compass
>Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way
>Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear
>cacophony of retarded monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>"Rip and tear" WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>switches weapons 75 times
>dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>swings on monkey bars
>performs impse
>250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious
>Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this
>"Come on, Vega™"
>Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene
>"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"
>Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on
>DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED

>previously on Zoom Eternal...
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
>"mhmm... I must rip and tear the Dark Lord™. My torment is Eternal™"
>Forgettable music quietly plays because Id pissed off the wubs wubs man
>"come on Hugo I mean Intern"
>pulls out the hammer of jew'kike the sensational betrayer
>does an epic Marvel hammer drop to make demons cum ammo all over
>pick up deliberately placed hammer credits and do it 5 more times
>silly dizzy looney tunes sounds play showing how brutal and metal this game is
>"rip and tear I'm gonna need some wheels"
>enter epic To'dd How'ard SLAYA dragon
>more fucking nothingburger fun sucking black hole music
>"Ah yes the ancient legendary SLAYA you've arrived. This will be the final battle of hell, in the capital city of morokhowo, of immgarak region of hell as fortold by the council of the sullamite committee"
>activate EPIC iron man helmet closing
>"even a SLAYA could use some help"
>epic Dr Strange portals open
>"DOOMvengers assemble"
>level remains silent because shit music
>BADASS tutorial on how to hit the bosses GLOWING GREEN SPOT
>"you have defeated me. Just as I created you for SLAYA"
>"no u"

*summons gay dog*

fpbp

I can't believe there were even cutscenes in this game to begin with, and even worse, that the developers thought, "Man, having the Slayer stomp around like an angry toddler makes him look badass!" was cool.

If there was ever a time for a modern "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?" style plot, it was with Doom Eternal.

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Even lower test than that, it was Mahvel capeshit style

They really are like this fuck

It is insane this entire board is split on Eternal. One half calls it one of the best FPS ever made and the other half says its shit

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Sure but it doesn't really detract from anything. I'm not upset over maybe a minute or two now and then versus the rest of the game. Do you really let something so minor bother you?