What valuable life lessons did you learn from this ludo?
Noita
Aaron Wilson
Luis Cook
That I suck and the only way to get through life is to cheat at every opportunity.
Julian Clark
That I can become good at video games by having fun and playing a lot.
Mason Ross
That I can never stop myself from wielding a dangerous amount of power. And I regret nothing.
Bentley Morales
The last unsolved secrets are a complete nothing ARG that goes nowhere and the developer knows it and probably violently jerks themselves off knowing no one is going to solve the "riddle" of the 3-eyes glyphs, and that the cauldron secret/feature is actually incomplete, and will remain incomplete.
Dominic Miller
It's better to laugh things off and try again than seethe forever at them
Chase Sullivan
With great power comes great responsibility.
Or else you'll blow yourself up.
Caleb Perez
Justin Jones
That the modding scene for Noita is fucking dead despite Noita being super moddable.
Kayden Campbell
>eye messages and cauldron
Justin King
Sebastian Edwards
It is not wise to shoot propane tanks.
Mason Adams
i'm also really tired of the arg bs
i know alchemy irl is about growth and discovery
and yes the whole thing is optional, you don't need it to play
but eeehhhhhhhh, so fucking tiresome
Brody Evans
Games can be sentient and they can have malevolent intent.
James Edwards
Chase Smith
Any chance that Noita will get a huge update out of nowhere one day like Baba Is You did? They're the same devs, right?
Brayden Anderson
Based
Evan Smith
Always pirate first to test the waters, just because a game looks cool doesn't mean it is.
Sebastian Cooper
Isaiah Collins
A patient man can overcome anything unless you get unlucky.
David Nguyen
youtube solves everything
Eli Evans
I will happily inhale this copium.