>kill rat
>it drops gold
Kill rat
Owen Richardson
John Perez
Merchant phenotype.
Julian James
>kill rat
;W;
Carson Robinson
Imagine before credit cards and paper money how many people used coins
Well pretty much everyone, so it's realistic that a few rats ate one or two
Ian Rivera
>kill modern rat
>it drops a credit card
Christopher Myers
Coins are tiny
A credit card is too big for a rat you stupid moron
Elijah Bailey
Fuck loot drops. RDR2 got it right. You want that wolf to drop gold you have to do a 10 second loot animation.
Jaxson Adams
>female thread
Adam Kelly
>Enter room
>Rat drops everything it's doing to try and bite your feet to death
Lincoln Hughes
the first girlfriend I ever had was obsessed with mice/rats. I have always hated them and hate them to this day but she loved them and I remember being in her room wanting to fuck her but also being repulsed to my core cause she had a bunch of them in little cages and they were all squeeking about and doing rat things
Adam Bell
>befriend rat
>it dies from cancer or old age like three days later
Jonathan Carter
What kind of retarded fucking animals eats a gold coin?
Daniel Foster
Oooga booga where the warpstone at?
Chase Anderson
>kill rat
>it drops its wallet with its family photo
Austin Taylor
>he didin't fuck her in front of her rats to establish dominance
Hunter Robinson
Fatto ratto.
Leo Peterson
>rat boss
>have to dress up as a female rat to beat it
Austin Morris
Unironically why I enjoyed fucking my ex in front of her pets
Jacob Evans
A rat
Colton Fisher
You killed Marshall the town rat??
A murder most foul
Colton Edwards
They dont even have to do this either I will kill a rat in an RPG for free the ugly little vermin.
Eli Williams
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
Brody Rodriguez
i just pictured you fucking your girlfriend, barely even paying attention to her while you're having an intense staring contest with her chihuahua
Robert Thompson
Sebastian Baker
>Kill skeleton
>drops bone (1)
Adam Ross
fucking kek
Ethan Brown
>kill man-thing
>it drops warpstone
Jeremiah Peterson
You just know
Jayden Lopez
>have super powers
>telepathic
>convey to pets, I'm going to fuck your owner and there's nothing you can do about it
>you can try to stop us but we can lock doors or go to my place
Tyler Martinez
>kill a random dungeon rat
>Realise later it was the pet of an NPC
>Feel bad, so restard and not kill rat
>Rat now has killed everyone and unleashed the fucking apocalipse in the spam of 5 minutes.
>Rat is now an important NPC, and final boss of the game
>Every single small detail somehow triggers a branched storyline from tje most authistic of details.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ADVENTURE
AWAITS
HUZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Leo Turner
>kill a rat
>drops a snitching note for the police
Andrew Adams
rat-sized credit card
Liam Smith
based
Cameron Hughes
>Hear "I'm just here for the free food, nigger"
>Realize he's living an awesome care free live while you have to work and pay taxes
Would legitimately feel mogged if an animal said this shit to me
Josiah Morales
I would pet them to take the edge off, very calming.
Alexander King
I don't care about your girlfriends normienigger