Let me guess... you need MORE?

I pogo'd on the hoop in Shovel Knight.

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Let me guess: you NEED more?

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She's too young for my dick. I need more age if that's you mean.

genuinely unironically wholeheartedly and honestly, no, i need exactly this and nothing more.

>stickringfags actually deluded themselves into thinking their casual kids game is fun
>meanwhile us ballinacupchads are occupying ourselves with actual kino

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can someone explain how is this possible

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>kids a few hundred years ago could have all the fun in the world with some sticks, a sling, chalk, and a bit of imagination
>my dopamine receptors are so fried I can't enjoy anything that isn't going suicidally and illegally fast on a motorcycle

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I refuse to believe you cannot enjoy surfing. That is impossible.

The only difference is that you're not a kid anymore

based ball-in-a-cup enjoyer, patrician taste.

kino

>suicidally and illegally fast on a motorcycle
Maybe you should ride your bike some place nice, country side or somewhere which isn't a depressing shithole
>t. been there

>you want a good wife? raise her yourself
Foids btfo

that's grooming, bro

>needing all this newfangled zoomer shit to have fun
skipping stones by the lake is all i need. just gotta collect the stones first, but that's half the fun

just typical Any Forums autism bending spacetime

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Get off my site

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Sneed
>sneed

jej

that's literally how it's been throughout most of history, and we as a civilization has been way better off in ways of integrity back then compared to now.
why do you people keep making shit up on the fly and claiming that harmless things are now "le bad" and vice versa.
"grooming" is literally nothing more than "telling kids things i do not like".

(Formerly Chuckville).

I would take the toy and leave the child.

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Found the american

Meh, when I was a kid we would also do that, plus throw rocks at each other and steal wood panels to build forts/bases.

Why?

Because its rise and shine hours for you niggers. WAKEY WAKEY

Skill issue

You are not a child, user.