Imperial man's burden

Imperial man's burden.

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charming mer women with my magical breton spunk

Mer are autistic about souls. If I pump her hard enough cause her to birth anything but Mer babies? I really want to bully the thalmor with a man soul coming from their womb.

>smoker
Get out of my bed, trash

Filthy n'wah

how else would they keep their weight down?

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Why do nord men always go for dunmer women?

>Skyrim bosmer
Kinda ugly
>ESO bosmer
Perfect fuckdolls

Skyrim fucked up the elf waifus 100%

Why the heck does my game keep crashing when I take a silt strider to Maar Gan

Lore states that children of interracial couples inherit the race of their mother.

They are small and angry and sometimes very racist (like Nords)

So there's no such thing as mutt babies in elder scrolls world?

that's right (and that's a good thing!)

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Only after many generations of mix-breeding, which is how Bretons were made.

The child always inherits the mother's race but also some traits from the father. So if a Nord male and a Dunmer female had a kid it would be a Dunmer with Nord traits like resistance to the cold and such. After enough mixing you might get a unique mutt like the Bretons.

There have been, but only arbitrarily when the writers decide so. Plus the Bretons are literally an entire new race made from mer/man mutts.

Bros why are dunmer the only based elves in all of fiction?

off-model.
remove this trash from my sight.

>that arch
Jesus that picture is way too hot.

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what's your favorite mer?

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In oblivion the arena champion is is a half orc with gray skin becuase his mom is orc and dad is an imperial vampire, so they come out as the mothers race but take some stuff from fathers side

aside from bretons people have already mentioned, imperials are pure mutts. they didnt even exist until tes3 and are just mystery meat of every man race that lives in cyrodiil.

gushing granny