Skyrim

Which side did you choose in your first playthrough?

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Ulfric
I just thought he looked cooler didn't pay attention to politics

I didn't chose a side in my first playthrough.

I played as a nord who sided with the imperials

>Be me
>Be an orc
>running around when the dragon start shooting
>Accidentally choose imperial because I have no idea where to go

Both of them are (((Thalmor))) boot licker.

Neither, not my problem.

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i was high elf but chose stormcloaks.

anyone who isnt a faggot wouldve done the same at first glance.. but later i realized both sides are cringe and stupid so i said fuck it and in later playthroughs either chose neither or either.

I can't bring myself to choose, they're both so fucking retarded. The Empire is a useless, dying husk full of incompetence and objectively bad decisions, and the Stormcloaks are dumbasses with none of the strength of past Nords led by one of the most self-defeating, boisterous retards alive.
It's so bad that TLD genuinely has a better chance of getting literally anything done going full Tiber Septim and starting his own Empire from scratch. With blackjack. And Argonian maids.

Getting everything but the Reach to the Imperials then doing the pace summit is the best outcome because who wants to police that hellhole?
It's basically Tamriel's Afghanistan
Stormcloaks can have it

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Why not just give the reach to the reachmen?

you never really get the option

It's for the best, can't leave the fucks alone without them stripping naked and cutting each others hearts out.

always stormcloaks

Stormcloak because my first thought when given the choice was
>Why would I join the group that was about to execute me for no reason

I never chose. And I never went beyond the first encounter with the Greybeards in the main quest.

Wait, why aren't they Wojaks?

There is literally no reason to pick the empire, lefties do it while thinly masking its out of hate for whites and nationalism with the letter from the thalmor embassy of them musing about the war that proves nothing.

>lefties do it while thinly masking its out of hate for whites and nationalism
Which is hillarious since they are siding with the literal colonizers who have removed the native culture the point the nords are fighting for the right to worship an imperial god and the only guy following the traditional nordic gods is an old guy on a mountain.

The empire since I didn’t see Ralof run to the side…since then I haven’t been able to bring myself to let down my good buddy Hadvar

I have yet to finish a Skyrim playthough. Either I get a few hours in before seeing something that needs to be modded, or my save file gets bloated to uselessness.

The Empire is the only rational choice, the Stormcloaks are doing exactly what the Thalmor wants them to do.