That day, if our meals were switched... would our palates be different? Would I have your cholesterol, and you mine?
That day, if our meals were switched... would our palates be different? Would I have your cholesterol, and you mine?
Gabriel Cooper
Luke Martin
>that pizza, give it to me
>no way, you got your own
>well I want yours too
>what are you gonna do with all those pounds, huh? No matter how much you weight, you'll never be like father
>YOU'RE WASTING PIE
>we are the sons of Larda. Within each of us flows his weight, but more importantly, HIS CHOLESTEROL! AND NOW, MY CHOLESTEROL IS SAYING IT WANTS TO EAT YOU!
>unfortunately our cholesterols are at odds, brother. I NEED MORE POUNDS!
>and we're supposed to be diabetic
>diabetic... right...
Jaxson Green
>devi's food may cry
Hudson Carter
>YOU'RE WASTING PIE
Joshua Stewart
>Heal your neo-vagina, Diana. Get feminine! After that, we'll settle the matter.
Jason Murphy
You sure know how to throw a party! No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left!
Thomas James
Kek
Ethan Jackson
>Icy cold elegant woman
>Warm outgoing rocker chick
Oh god... They're my types.
Noah Sullivan
Ryuko and Satsuki literally are femDante and femVergil.
Too bad we'll never have that dynamic on a real game.
William Collins
It's a shame DMC clones are so uncommon/hard to make, because the KLK would make for an even better DMC-style game than bayonetta
Ayden Perry
Devils food cakery
Justin Martin
>am i....
>having a heart attack....!?
i>s that all you can eat? come on, you can do better than that!
>UUURGGGGHHHHm.....
>the mcdonalds is closing, dante!!
>because we ate their entire stock
>let's end this, vergil
>i have to beat your record... even if that means my arteries clog...
>*holding up insulin prescription*noone can have this dante
>it's mine
>it belongs to a son of larda
>*mcdonalds employee approaches to close the store, vergil walks back*
>leave me and go
>i'm too fat to move
>i'm staying
>this place
>was where our father died
>*has a heart attack*
Nathan Reed
Would DMC be as kino if it was just as it was, but Vergil was Dante's sister? Call her Beatrice or some shit.
They'd have to do some contrivance for her to somehow not know she had a son, but y'know. Other than that.
Lucas Perry
kek
Parker Williams
I wouldn't say Ryuko is warm, more stubborn. Not that I'm complaining. I guess she does become more open and calm as the show progresses.
Jaxon Bell
You'd see more incest porn.
Adrian Harris
Nathaniel Foster
>would be dmc be as kino if it was the same thing but palette swapped
yes
Cooper Evans
THAT BASTARD CALLED ME OVERWEIGHT
Ryder Morris
What's with that gay cuckmark in the corner?
Colton Turner
Man, I think I'd be happy to just see DMC porn at all.