Let's go around the room and tell the group something about eachother

>Let's go around the room and tell the group something about eachother.
>user, how about you start us off!
>So what are your hobbies user?

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I waste away beneath my surmounting ennui accompanied only by the comforting succor of competitive online video games which serve as distraction to my failings.

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My hobbies include intelligence, nihilism, and a wicked sense of humor.

I play the drums

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>What's that user? Speak up!

Killing niggers

>yea I like hanging out with my friends, music, games, and working out

I like to mutually jack off with other anons

My hobbies include eating, sleeping, looking at things and sometimes interacting with them (rarely)

I like to play sportsballs, go on Tinder (and then chicken out) and masturbate

>i don't have anything to say about myself

I assist anonymous autistic and mentally challenged individuals by providing them interaction online so they don't feel lonely and fall into depression.

Please be patient with user, why don't we move on to the next person in the group.

>Oh... Video games, huh? What kind of games do you play?
>Wow..... I think I've heard of that one. My son plays that.
>Well thanks for interviewing, we will keep in touch if we think you're a good fit.
>*Deletes your resume*

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I'm an artist, a performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies. Their deep, dark fantasies.

Hired.

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>go on Tinder (and then chicken out)
why?
today I saw a nerdy guy with nasal voice on his first date with a cute big tiddy girl
she told him to just by her side while he showed something on his phone
a couple minutes after she was caressing softly his face
that guy is probably cumming inside her right now
so go on and keep using tinder user

I spend about 7 hours a day making loli threads on the video game section of this one website.
What's a loli you ask?
Uhhhhh...

>she told him to just by her side
to sit*

>Are you familiar with the novel titled Lolita, Nabokov's opus magnum? It's a wonderful book, you should read it

you want to jack me off user? ok but you can't use your mouth, that's gay

>cooking
>fishing
>fly tying
>origami
>video games

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Woah woah woah. The description of the job us jacking off WITH anons. Anything more is in need of a pay raise. Don't let any middle management take advantage there sport.

with mutual I meant you jack me off, I jack you off
c'mon this is a classic

Well fbi agent my hobbies include
Playing guitar
I sketch now and then
I like to watch sea animal documentaries
I like walking the beach
I like to fish
I like to look at bugs
And that's about it really I'm a pretty boring dude I'm ngl

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I believe we're looking for someone else for the position.

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I run a side business that does 3d printing and modeling and on the weekends I like to go fishing and spend time outdoors with my family :)

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