Congrats user!

Congrats user!
You are promoted to VP of Xbox.

What do?

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Crash this company.

Hire Indians only

Halo port on playstation

Give a heartfelt apology to all Sega fans everywhere for the "embrace, extend, extinguish" scheme that ruined their company, then shut down the Xbox brand.

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Continue being the best console on the market.

Plan bombs in all offices of Microsoft and rid this world of them, on Minecraft of course

Isnt it a bit late for that?

assign all shitskins to support, asians to programming and whites to management

Halo MCC on Switch
Fire everyone at 343 and make a new Halo game. It's a prequel set during the human-covenant war so we can go back to basics and avoid addressing 4/5/Infinite altogether.
Bring back Banjo. Headhunt the playtonic and hat in time guys to make it because modern Rare is garbo. Conker will follow Banjo.
Send a corporate fixer over to Bethesda and get their ass moving on Elder Scrolls 6. Starfield looks like a dumpster fire so maybe just scrap it I dunno.
Get Mikami working on Evil Within 3.
Fire whoever wrote Doom Eternal but keep Hugo Martin in charge of the next Doom game.
Fund Dead Rising Remake for Capcom as Xbox/PC exclusive. By a Japanese team of course. Maybe get Mikami advising on this too.
Buy Team Ninja and get us Ninja Gaiden 4 asap.

Bernie Stolar and Sony killed Sega, not MS.

Embezzle enough funds to live comfortably forever more

A halo prequal woupd be cool. Maybe play as a prototype spartan?

Rare is dead, leave them in the ground.

Why a dead rising remake?

>allow windows 11 to be run on xbox (i wouldn't mind a more locked down version, as long as I can play my steam/gog games)
>with their cloud streaming, let me play the Gamepass PC games via xcloud (requires a mouse/keyboard obviously)
>try and acquire the rights for 'No One Lives Forever', since it's still in limbo between WB games, Activision and more

Windows on xbox is a good idea. We finally get a standardized steambox without gay linux that cant run games

>Why a dead rising remake?

Dead Rising has always been associated with Xbox and Microsoft. The sequels (3/4 mainly) have been universally hated. A remake is a good way to reinvigorate interest in the franchise.

The reality is that Microsoft doesn't have many exclusive titles beyond Forza, Gears, Fable and Halo. So my plan would focus on the 3rd party franchises that people used to love and associate with the xbox brand. i.e. Dead Rising, Ninja Gaiden, Evil Within

What about reviving scalebound?

Buy capcom, Sega, EA and take 2.

I expect at least 2 of these to happen regardless of me being president

>Bring back Banjo.
Stopped reading there. Banjo was never good.

whether you like it or not, it's a good business decision
gets a lot of attention from people

disband the branch, apologize for nearly 2 decades of destroying online and offline videogames

Scrap the A/B deal and use the money to make 100 games both original IP and old unused Xbox IP that had potential.
all of this is good too.

The Xbox One/Sex OS is already a stripped down Windows under the hood, it's literally already there.

Give Kamiya and Platinum an actual chance to make us an exclusive without being assholes about it and ruining the project like last time.

Unban Gal Gun
Allow AO rated games digitally on the console
Get console ports of Alicesoft and etc. games with achievement support and other features
Fully fund Senran Kagura 7even

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Blows my fucking mind they would spend that much money to buy one game when they could literally make 100+ original games with it and probably have a big hit somewhere in there.

Steal as much money as possible and leave

We can have steam integrated to it. I dont see how gabe would say no. Time to kill off the xbox store?

"Hideki Kamiya. The guy comes out and says I’m a prick. I’ve never met him in my life — I’ve never had anything to do with him,” explains the nefarious businessman. “I never had any involvement in the Platinum project that they were doing, Scalebound, other than I was in one meeting where the guys looked at it and said, ‘He’s late, he’s missed every milestone, he’s overspent the budget and it doesn’t seem like a good game. We’re going to cancel it.

“And do you know what? That seemed like a sensible thing to do. And it turns out, he was late, he missed every milestone, the game was not a particularly good game …”

-Phil Spencer

Maybe call of duty will be xbox exclusive