What was Elden Ring's problem?

What was Elden Ring's problem?

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Ranni wasn't a 9 feet tall witch bara god

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But she had an amazingly huge cock, which is fine.

>What was Elden Ring's problem?
So much.

Tell me

Could have been bigger, he could have crushed you lovingly with his huge bara chest.

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Imagine the smell

But then blaidd, iji and seluvis are girls

Can I play as this or have him on my team?

not enough Blaidd

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It intimidated people with social disorders. It being open world and expansive gave them some sort of paralysis of choice panic.

The balance is shit. What balance? Every balance. Boss attacks are too long, stat balance, pacing, everything is off.

Tell me about Blaidd, why does he wear the fursuit?

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>become Elden Lord to bang Marika
>she's nowhere to be seen
Did I get bamboozled?

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Adapting the worst normie meme possible. The open world.

he doesn't

dark souls (2011) was open world

No.

>Did I get bamboozled?
Like in all Souls games.

Yes it was retard

Tell me DS3 was your first souls without telling me DS3 was your first souls

Back before DS1 came out all the hype around it was specifically because it was "an open world demons souls"

No it was not, RE-TARD.

>every area in the game is seamlessly interconnected
>you can choose where you want to go

Bummer, man. She had great bazoongas.

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And yet it was not open.

It was.

this shitty game is sitting on my hard disk just because it's too big to delete in case they drop a dlc.
shazam was right about everything, they should never go open world again and if i see another recycled asset in their next game i'm not even pirating

It's only problem is that I've beaten it. The game can only be improved by adding more locations to explore since otherwise it's as close to perfect as gaming has gotten in the last decade.