The HEV MK4 suit was designed by a woman

>the HEV MK4 suit was designed by a woman

Gordon bros....how do we cope with this fact?

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So? It’s a cool suit.

WHERE IS THE MONEY, ALYX!?

ELI

WE HAVE TO COOK

>NOOOO WE MUST RETCON THE HEV SUIT SO AN EMPOWERED WOMAN WHO DONT NEED NO MAN DESIGNED IT REEEE
why is valve bending over to investors like this i thought they were based

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Coming up next: Gordon was a black lesbian woman all along

Why did they train gordon in weapons and armor? Was he a former marine?

user....this was lore back in 2001
you're 20 years late to cry about it

pic related is the designer

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Chinese ramen hair.

yes
also possibly a dyke

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short answer:
there isnt a reason, they just randomly give him weapons training in the hazard course with no explaination

long answer: if you assume the black mesa lore changes to be canon (e.g eli and kliener show up in anomalous materials), gordon accidentally got signed up for weapons training in the hazard course, and as the shooting range had already set everything up they just rolled with it

>accidentally
le gee man was responsible for this

nakadashi

What's the problem? From what I've seen women at Valve are perfectly normal women beings, not fat tumblerinas with blue hair

actually I modded my game so that the suit was designed by a man
checkmate

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>there isn't a reason
They're sending scientists like Gordon into Xen to die to hostile aliens

as part of the lambda team and xen research teams, yes

Gordon worked in anomalous materials, he needed the suit for the purpose of his work (as its a hazard suit) but knew nothing of xen

They were going to let him do some on-location anomalous materials research.

Sounds like the weapon training and hazard course are standard issue for anyone that is required to use a hazard suit, which explains why the two bitches you play as in the coop console version get it too. Makes sense to maintain cover (Wait, everyone else got to shoot guns. Why don't I?) and because the hazard suits were also used as military armor according to opposing forces.

would make sense, and remember the hazard course instructor is one of the bitches in the co op mode

Oh yeah, I actually totally forgot about that part.

>investors
valve has no investors

>all competent game devs were birthed by a women