I got my switch today and the controller is way to fucking small

I got my switch today and the controller is way to fucking small

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Not my problem fat ass.

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Built like a chicken drumstick

nice drumstick

Cum on it

Yep. I tried to play Celeste on the damn: thing, if you can imagine. Terrible idea. I had to sell mine

HA HA FAT PEOPLE HATE SO FUNNY!!!!!

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHING

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE FAT PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE FATPHOBIA IS ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE MAKE FAT JOKES EVERY DAY

>complains about small controller
>problem with controller size is entirely proportionate to how much of a fat fuck you are
eat less, chubs
that or buy a pro controller, but hey, you're probably gonna end up eating that too

Your hand looks like a fucking waterballoon.

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Just stop eating, fatty.

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'ick on 'witch

You know, it's crazy how fat people are actually worse than faggots. Maybe a faggot just had sex with 50 men in one night one time and got the gay plague. But fatties have to consciously choose to be fat pieces of shit every single day of their pathetic, short lives.

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Why are fat people oppressed?

haha fatty lmao

Yes.

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How do people get baited so easily? Even fatties dont fall for shit like this

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okay lardass we get it
you enjoy cancer

newfags are embarrassing
that shits been around for like 4years

Fat people rich? How do you consume so much calories without hating yourself

Yes

this pic always makes me laugh, imagine being fat

I don't live to look good for you
taste is enjoyable
im not like obese or anything but my bmi has been as high as 25

The one guy the Steam Deck was designed for

What a pussy.

Go on a treadmill you fat lard

>10 pounds to go before my BMI is 25
It's something.