FIND THE HALO

FIND THE HALO

WIN THE WAR

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>Haloman is retarded
Lmal

Remember a million years ago when Halo was actually good?
Those were the days.

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If the show is so bad, then why was it such a financial success?

wew
what the fuck

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>financial success
Where does it say that?

“And because of you, we found Halo, unlocked its secrets, shattered our enemy's resolve. Our victory, your victory, was so close, I wish you could have lived to see it.”

kek
half of those covies are animated at 20fps

Something being financially successful doesn't mean it's good.
Assassins creed games, cod games and diablo mobile all suck ass and yet people still buy them.

Massive cope lul

Can Forge save Infinite? It genuinely looks amazing.

why didnt he just kill the prophets? they were right there

Shut up and stop thinking

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If she could have used the pelican the whole time, why didn't she.

>plot has no sense
>Chief without helmet all the time
>Chief having sex with Covenant's human spy
>Chief died and Cortana is animated his corpse
>Hierarchs are copy paste model
all that without counting other major and minor stupid shit that happened
thanks for reminder how fucking bad Halo show is

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>make up shit
>"lol cope haha"
Go back.

10 MILLION DOLLARS PER EPISODE

Hey I'm not forcing you to be a retard and do your own research, that's your own doing.

It's not an adaptation of the games, but it goes about it in a weird way.

So it's not first contact with Covie's for the UNSC, but also the colonies outside the UNSC don't believe the Covie's are real.
Also Harvest hasn't been mentioned at all so that event may or may not have happened, nor has glassing been seen at all despite being the Covie's primary way of fucking a planet.
Reach still exists also so we're not late in the war but we're defs not early, there isn't a clear timeline given in-show at all as too how long the UNSC has been fighting the Covie's.
Also a crazy homeless person in Episode 2 of the show explicitly told Chief/the audience that Halo is a weapon so while the UNSC has no idea what the Covie hierarchy is hence why they didn't fuck up the Prophets then and there (and that's not getting into the Prophets being out in the open at all) every character knows that Halo is a weapon a few days after learning about it existing at all.
And they haven't even got to Halo yet.

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This show is so bad, it's good

>And they haven't even got to Halo yet.
I just realised we got Surf Dracula'd, holy shit I hate Paramount/343 so much.

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