Is this canon?
Is this canon?
Gavin Gomez
John Hernandez
No, it's a Koopa dick.
Samuel Wood
user, that's porn
Bentley Kelly
That looks nothing like a cannon
Kayden Jenkins
Yeah. Reminder that Peach had to question if she was Jr.'s mom in Sunshine
Michael Morales
She was more in disbelief at the question
Eli Jenkins
Have we considered that Jr. is just an older baby bowser from the past? Time travel exists in the yoshis islands games and bowser does it. Bowser kidnapped himself and brainwashed him.
Lucas Sullivan
No. Bowser has no penis. Mario canonically lays pipe. Link also breeds Zelda on a nightly basis, and Luigi has a loving relationship with Daisy. Your insecurities have no effect on the real world.
Eli Jackson
This is canon for me.
I'm so tired of everything being about cuckery, orgies and infidelity, I just want video game characters to have happy monogamous heterosexual relationships.
Easton Parker
No.
Benjamin Ramirez
No, this is.
John Watson
Based
Aiden Sanchez
Lol.
Oliver Ross
Is that a giant bowser nutsack?
Grayson Smith
>that pic where Peach calls Bowser a "hairy ape"
Kevin Bennett
No. They're a minstrel troupe. They're all self aware actors who put on shows for the masses to distract the audience from the suffering in their own, real lives. It's the "circus" in "bread and circus", as the Italians used to say. They're also Freemasons
Adrian Lewis
based
bowser cuckoldry fetishists malding at this image
Aaron Russell
Why does most BowserxPeach art have to be NTR horseshit?
I just think they're cute.
Landon Bell
Because the game franchise mainly consists of some variation where Mario saves Peach from Bowser.
Sebastian Myers
>that pic where Peach calls Donkey Kong a "King Koopa"
Blake Adams
My man Mario finally getting to lay that pipe instead of going in one.
Caleb Jenkins
Nope, Bowser gets his ass fucked every day by big men
Peach will die alone
Kevin Garcia
Considering he's a plumber he's likely quite literally laid pipe in the past within people's homes.
Christopher Thompson
>"Why is the heroine being with the villain always involve cuckoldry?" user asked seriously.
Connor Perez
Because Mario is inherently shipped with Peach. It is LITERALLY ntr.