The new Saints Row is out in 2 weeks

The new Saints Row is out in 2 weeks.

None of the SKUs are in the top 100 on Amazon (PS5 version is ~#250) so this will almost certainly be an expensive mega-bomb.

What went so wrong? Is this the end of Deep Silver/Volition?

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Nothing they wanted it to fail that's the plan

>What went so wrong
wokeness, Idolninja dying before he could stimulate the interest of a properly ported SR2, and steer DS away from whatever cancer this nu gaym is

Zoomzoom fad isn't cool as gangsta shit.

Stop posting about it. Just ignore it. Stop giving it attention.
and for the love of god stop with the ironic shilling.

is that Rosario Dawson? jeesus she had one edible ass looking pussy in that film a few years back, just fucking flashed that c u n t like she was a fucking HOOOORRRRR

That's not a very huzzah post. Be better.

They need to repent and release the Saint Row 2 PC patch, otherwise they are history.

>fuck
>shit
>crap
god I hate this gay earth.

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My guess is that it's the reboot effect: if you use an existing name to create a new IP and it doesn't meet people's expectations, it does worse than creating something brand new and all the noise becomes negative.

See: The Bureau: XCOM Declassified, Prey, Syndicate.

Of course, Volition already had a bomb in Agents of Mayhem so who the fuck knows. Bad concepts/marketing, I guess.

Been thinking about this game a lot actually. Oh no, I'm not buying it, goodness no. It's just interesting how almost nobody outside of this thread is even talking about it.

Can't wait to see what happens.

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>promise they'll finish the SR2 patch to honour a man's dying wish
>no update or news since
>anyone who brings it up gets a smug lecture instead

I still don't understand why they slapped the Prey name on that new game. It's not like it had gigantic market penetration originally.

>two weeks
23th, barely over a week.
No gangstas.
No credibility.
Made fun of their fans.
EGS.
Dead before arrival.

Imagine not being an Xchad playing functional saints row 2 in 4K

This was a game that people got for good guys points.
We liked that you actually tried to be a fun GTA.
This this isn't saints.

Stop living in the past sweety, bury it and move on.

I think it was supposed to be a "fuck you" to the original publisher (plus it's kind of a cool name) but it just dredged a ton of negative publicity up for no fucking reason.

It's the new Saints Row, boomer. The BETTER Saints Row.

It's an EGS exclusive they already got the money lol

The worst thing about all of this is the sudden pop up of saints row "fans". Typically when you ask them what their favorite is, it's 3. Or sometimes they say 2 and then say a bunch of contradicting shit about 2

IdolNinja fucking deserved so much better.

Hoping there's some rogue on the inside that "leaks" what's been done, havok middleware be damned.

I love the posts that talk about dildo bats being in SR2 as it shows they never played the game.

Failure is fascinating.

AAA games are expensive. This is probably a $25m+ project and will be lucky to make half of that back.

here's one I saw that was obvious bullshit

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This is blatantly a game designed to collect a check from Larry Fink. He's an absolute sucker for this shit.

Is it based in a way to build a game just to extort money from a filthy rich Jew?

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Timmy payed for it, they won't lose much.

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Is there denuvo? Or are these EGS games crackable?

Saints Row is one of the most frustrating franchises out there. It was originally little more than another developer's take on the GTA formula, but it came into its own and found it's identity with the 2nd game. After that, they just decided to throw everything they'd been building for years out and keep trying to reinvent the Saints as something else.
>ok so they're gangsters, see
>NAH THAT'S SOOO PLAYED OUT COME ON MAN IT'S 2010 WHAT NEW IDEAS WE GOT
>OOOOOH I KNOW LET'S MAKE THEM CELEBRITIES
>OOOOOOOHHHH NO WAIT LET'S MAKE THEM THE PRESIDENT CAPTURED BY ALIENS
>NONONONONO WAIT LET'S MAKE THEM SUPERHEROES
It's like they gave a spastic 12yr old creative control after 2008, and it's been sad to watch a once-promising franchise fizzle out into complete irrelevancy. What's the story of this one, student loans or something? Yeah, great. You should've just made a game where I find out what happens to Troy and Dex, I would've bought that. I won't buy this.

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Get woke, go broke.

It just looks like gta with a more interesting setting. Idk I'm kinda looking forward to it.

IdolNinja died the day before a trailer for this turd dropped. If that wasn't a bad omen I don't know what is.