Is Talos Jesus?
Is Talos Jesus?
Adam James
Connor Bell
talos:
>conquered a continent
>pumped and dumped the queen of morrowind
>used a mecha superweapon powered by his friends' souls to genocide altmer
>became so powerful vivec was afraid of him
>died and became a god, specifically he took the empty seat of the trickster god of mankind
jesus:
>born from a secret relationship between a roman soldier and a jewish woman
>became delusional and claimed he was the jewish god incarnate
>got crucified for heresy and died a virgin
not seeing any similarities here chief
Wyatt Gray
I don't think there is a single deity in Elder Scrolls that is about mercy and forgiveness.
Joseph Allen
He's Caesar
Owen Ortiz
Jesus was killed by romans
Hudson Roberts
IDF are working the nightshift I see
Chase Cooper
This poster is a jew.
Daniel Phillips
Talos betrayed my bro the Underking
Jace Gomez
O Talosmass tree, O Talosmass tree!
How are they leaves so Realstitic!
O Talosmass tree, O Talosmass tree,
How are they leaves so Realstitic!
Parker Ortiz
jesus didn't look like this
Luke Brooks
ah yes, the classic, jews AKHSUAHLLY hate christianity defense. Jews hate you, so they made christianity to weaken you.
Liam Watson
It's beginning to look a lot like Talosmass
Ev'rywhere you roam;
There's a war tree in the Grand Inn, one in the Yarls home as well,
The Nord kind that doesn't mind the snow.
The knight got a mace fron Hongi, a noble steed from Lyida and an epic poen from Bob.
Akatosh rest le merry, gentlemen
Let nothing you chicken out
Remember, Talos, our Pwner
Was born on Talosmas day
To save us all from Mehrunes Dagon's power
When we were all noobs
O tidings of Kickass and pwn,
Kickass and pwn
O tidings of Kickass and pwn
Robert Fisher
he also impregnated girl he thought was prepubescent and later killed her baby
Jaxon Jenkins
Have yourself a merry little Talosmas Let your heart be hights
From now on our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Talosmas
Make the Yule-tide straight
From now on our troubles will be miles away
Here were are as in olden days happy golden days of yore
Faithful Mages who are clear to us gather near to us once moar
Though the years we all will be together
If the Fates allow Hang a shining trait star upon the highest skill tree
And have yourself a merry little Talosmas you noob
Aiden King
daggerfall establishes you as a high-ranking agent of the empire so it makes no sense to give the man to anybody else, even though the underking deserves to have it the most.
Adam Evans
>the man
wut. meant to say totem.
Parker Perry
stendarr maybe
Angel King
He's closer to Muhammad
Michael Butler
I'm not Christian, but it's obvious you jews are scared of jesus lol
Eli Ortiz
Mara?
William Long
I drop the totem and prepare for a figiiggtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgt
Colton Martinez
Most of the backgrounds you gain have you meeting Uriel in only the months or even weeks before he asks you to go to Daggerfall.
Jose Reyes
I give Gortwog the totem because it will cause the most controversy.