>Wow! Is that a magical fantasy world filled with a multitude of playable races, classes, and choices?
>Anyways, let's go with Human Warrior.
Wow! Is that a magical fantasy world filled with a multitude of playable races, classes, and choices?
i do that and say that, but i don't look like that
>tons of weapon types and classes
Broadsword please
>hundreds of armor with full customization
Chainmail bikini please
Human warrior for self insert, fantasy races for companions
Bros, is it manly to lack imagination?
i look like that however i do not say nor do that though
Troons are mentally ill freaks
That's right I do play elf with high dex, his could you tell?
Yes they are. What does that have to do with anything?
You forgot white
>human shota sorcerer
>human companion amazon warrior gf
Dragon's Dogma time.
>developers spend months adding in evil options and routes
>always play as a good character even in repeat playthroughs
Just because you're abnormally terrified of them, doesn't mean there's anything wrong with them. You're the odd one out.
You forgot
>The evil routes feel like they were created to pad out the game rather than being genuinely asshole or selfish routes
>wow what an exciting setting, I think this calls for a suitably heroic protagonist. >who should I base my character on? Heracles and exemplify strength? Perhaps mighty Achilles and fear nothing? Or perhaps I play reckless and base myself on Cuchuliann?
>so many options this is great
Be yourself instead of pretend you're some kind of fairy? What a chad.
Seriously yes.
Normal person:
>wow what a cool and unique fantasy world, i can't wait to explore it!
Trannies and other narcissistic people:
>wow! i can't wait to show this fantasy world how cool and unique i am!
>nooo you cant just take inspiration from classical mythology everything must be based in modern sensibilities
>Ah, a turn-based JRPG
>Buffs? Debuffs? Status ailments?
>No thank you, I only need the skills that do direct damage
>supposed "man" ever wanting to play a female
When are you starting HRT?
>tfw autism demands I ask every NPC every question in every conversation, even if I've got their dialogue memorized by now
this
Doubling down on the tranny shit again i see.
>making a "toon" and having it be a woman
Look buddy, the writing is on the wall
*blocks your path
Im not your buddy. Nerds with no sense of funike you are the plague.
No its because God created man in his image and likeness and thus the human male, especially the hyperborean white male, is the perfect form.
>character creation
>make him look as much as me as possible
>Wow! A non-magical mundane world filled with homo-sapiens, wage-slavery and the illusion of free will?
>Anyways, let's go with Dragonkin Warrior
elves are still white people, so still based
I hate humans so I always pick the weirdest race and go magic
Good: "of course I'll help you"
Neutral: "I'll help you.... for a price"
Evil: "fuck off and die nigger faggot, I'm going to kill you eat shit hahaha"
So many RPGs and none of them let me play as a berserker creature with zero reasoning who kills good and bad guys alike.
This chad shit is unfathomably cringe, it's just used as a way for people to pretend their pathetic plebbit opinions are cool. Self-inserting into a game or making yourself is pure normie shit, go back.
>be me, wheelchair bound since birth
>play high fantasy game
>finally can live out a live as an elf acrobatic
>my dreams
>parents come in and see me on char creation
>suddenly character is locked into a human paraplegic by mom
>"oh user, be proud of who you are!"
>"You're beautiful the way you are"
>"Don't wish for legs"
Oh
You're trying too hard
If the game has even a single romance option I'm making a human that looks like me.
If it doesn't I'm making whatever.
Incorrect, this place has gone to shit due to people not trying hard enough. There are identifiable traits of a normie and anyone exhibiting those should be driven out.
lmaoo