>game "review"
>30 minutes story summary
>40 minutes listing every mechanic
Game "review"
Levi Barnes
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Landon Collins
>20 minutes devoted to sound design analysis
>5 minutes for everything else
Mandalore
Colton Cook
>the game looks gorgeous
Ryder Allen
>"it's a good game, it's just not a good [franchise] game"
Ryder Anderson
why do they do this?
Tyler Rogers
>game "analysis"
>it's just 700 minutes of an edited lets play with no analysis
Benjamin Roberts
but sound is a more interesting topic than having a plot synopsis read to me
Dominic Gonzalez
>game “review”
>has ad read in middle of video
>is a stupid unfunny skit
>last longer than 15 seconds.
Matthew Watson
James Jackson
>game review
>"I know when this game came out it was a buggy featureless dumpster fire but it's flawless now the devs really listened and added so much content"
>wanks the developer for 30 minutes showing stills from the game that are perfect shots you will never see
>no actual gameplay or discussion of game mechanics
What game am I talking about
Jordan Evans
Cyberpunk
Jose Torres
movie "reviewers" are to blame for this trend by having 30 minute reviews where they just list off a bunch of plot holes or inconsistencies
Jaxson Scott
the latest God of War is not a good GoW game
Grayson Butler
>1% - insightful, well-thought out and well-argued reviews
>69% - not reviews at all, just summaries of the plot or information about the game's development
>30% - random unspecific general statements, how this relates to the game is a mystery to science
The absolute state of kiketube reviews. Vapid 95 IQ bugmen who love the sound of their own voice.
Anthony Turner
I refuse to watch any game related videos that are longer than 15 minutes. I always cringe at those hour and a half "video essays" lmfao
Samuel Young
No Man's Sky seems to be the posterboy for this kind of talk.
Aiden Cox
Unironically better than most reviews. Idc about your shitty opinions, you should come through as little as possible.
Joshua Kelly
>don't get me wrong, I LOVE [game name], but...
Wyatt Cook
I need more super long reviews
Cooper Martinez
>game review
>2 minutes story summary
>5 minutes game mechanic
>15 minutes funny experience in game
i kneel
Blake Bailey
Based as fuck.
Colton Cruz
What is the point? If you want white noise, just get a podcast. At least those are about something, and if you pay attention you learn a fun fact.