Why are Samoans so successful in wrestling?

Why are Samoans so successful in wrestling?

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they excel at being pretenders

They have deep roots in the industry stemming back to travelling carnival crime families.

fat samoans from Florida get by on nepotism and pretending to be "street". Non-shitter Samoans live on the other side of the planet and play Rugby or Box for a living

samoan wrestlers are anti dimes. the only samoan wrestlers who have been successful are ones who disguised being samoan like yokozuna and the rock who pretended to be black. rikishi dropped his anti dimes samoan gimmick and started wearing a thong and instantly became a dimes machine

Jacob Fatu should be way more prominent in wrestling than just on MLW/the indies.
He's legit really, really fucking good.

when will these guys learn nobody gives a crap about your samoan logos or your weird clothes just act like a normal person please. the moment samoa joe started drawing samoan logos on his face and wesring some kind of skirt and coming out to samoan jungle music is the exact moment his career went down the toilet

If you've ever worked with pacific islanders you would know.

They take over every workplace they get into, it's always family that they vouch for and get hired, they're a plague.

You hire one islander then when someone quits they recommend their sister in law/brother inlaw/cousin/etc.

They're not "good" at pro wrestling they're just good at getting their family in the door and shitting the place up. That's why they're all over the place from the territories, to WCW, WWE, NJPW, MLW,.etc.

I fucking HATE these Easter Island motherfuckers lile you wouldn't believe.

The Wild Samoans have tapes of Vince with a kid

Did your waifu get COCONUTTED?

connections and you get the best training for free.

I feel like originally it was a set spot playing the big samoan savage who couldn't speak properly but times have changed.

No, Spam nigger, I just hate the way they look, smell, act. I hate their food, their culture (lol what culture? Moana and trying to be more niggerish than niggers?)
All Pacific Islanders are a blight on the face of an otherwise beautiful part of the world.

Tongans > Samoans

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They have “It”

harden up cunt

Not Samoan but am Pacific Islander. It's a combination of they are generally large, are generally bad academically but also have very traditional values which gives them a good work ethic.

1. Islanders are generally very large people, which appeals to the size queens in wrestling, where size is important. In current day society as well, they also fulfil "diversity" which it seems every fucking company has to have.

2. Being bad academically rules out desk jobs, and means that the main places for Islanders to work are manual labour like warehouse, security because of their size, or sports, again because of their size, with sports being the most valuable because you can't really get rich in the others.

3. Islander culture even if the individuals aren't very religious, are very strongly influenced by Catholicism. Pretty much everyone in the family is expected to start working by 16 (also influenced by academia not being valued highly) and pull their own weight since families usually have a lot of mouths to feed. They also carry the "family shame" idea that Asian cultures have, so not only are you making yourself look bad if you're on benefits, but it also makes your whole family look bad to the rest of the Islander community, which is a big deal.


Whites and Asians are generally better academically, so they have no reason to get into wrestling unless they're marks because they can usually make more money behind a desk and not sawdusting themselves. Mexicans don't have the size that Islanders do, but their work ethic and being fellow dumb fucks would help. African-Americans [spoiler]or niggers as we call them here[/spoiler] have points 1 and 2, but they're also generally lazy so they would rather just live on benefits as they have no pressure to be expected to contribute to society.

For me, I'm only half-Islander and was mostly raised by my white side, so I do have a comfy desk job that pays me more than security or warehouse would.

Very insightful bro, thanks

tl;dr but you left out nepotism which is the number one reason. Fuck you, island nigger.

Cope and seethe

Based post. Makes sense now.

Worked