>shit deck
>portable
Shit deck
ick on the eck
We need a female version of 'ick on 'eck where some chick just puts her tits or pussy on a switch and says 'itch on 'witch.
I thought about getting the deck until I was riding the subway one night and saw a fat black dude with an equally autistic looking skinny white guy pull out a steamdeck in a fucking huge carrying case from his also oversized backpack and started playing half-life at full volume
No we don’t
tendie seethe thread? tendie seethe thread.
This, but unironically, haha.
Dare I say, based?
Be attractive and you can get away with anything.
seconded
It's not like you're jamming your Switch in your back pocket, either. Portables that are actually portable are long dead.
'ick on 'eck
I guarantee you that you will never ever see a fit attractive man pull out a fucking Steam Deck on public transport
i have a switch oled, which is obviously the best console ever made, but i still would like a switch lite
just something about the way it looks
also if you have a deck you are probably really ugly lol
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have a normal switch for playing on the TV and a switch lite for handheld play, it’s so much more comfortable
I am one, although I haven't gotten my deck yet and don't ride public transportation.
ased
I did earlier today
Post body
Still better than söy pulling out shitch and playing latest bing bing wahoo reskin while screaming "I GOTTA GET HOME FASTER OR I'LL MISS TYRONE FUCKING MY CHUD WHITE NAZI WIFE"
>t.
Unironically sat next to a dude on a flight who was like 30ish and was playing on a switch OLED. He was pretty good looking and his wife was cute and in her like mid-20’s. Pretty chill guy
>I guarantee you that you will never ever see a fit attractive man pull out a fucking Steam Deck on public transport
You’d just get mugged
suuuuure
Do criminals actually try to mug buff people?
>definition of cope
lol okay man believe whatever you want
Criminals mug everyone and if beaten they just come back with a gun
It’s called a crimina’ moment
>steam deck
>durable
Damn, that sucks for Edward Scissor Hands.
>definition of seethe
lol okay man believe whatever you want
Nor any other portable gaming devices for that matter.
>definition of sneed
lol ok city slicker believe what you want
do you call it the NINTENDO SHIT DECK?
>definition of chuck
lol ok city slicker believe what you want
>n-no y-you
kek
if my handheld toy can't survive a .50 bmg from a hundred meters then I'm literally not even considering buying it
I accept your concession. dilate
damn, was hoping i could play with my teeth
lmao’ing at your life guy
>rubber and plastic get cut by a razor blade
>this some how proves something
Are your teeth as sharp as a razor blade?
52% club is waiting for you
>gets btfo
>y-you’re a s-seething t-tranny
lol, based seething teenager
>someone has commissioned this for their sexual fetish
>power button
>functional
What if you want to play it in the Ukraine
Should I go with the highest-tier model? My trust fund check came in today and I'm wondering