False advertising thread

false advertising thread

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Why the retarded snark? The ad should've just been this

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No, it should say "Say hello to my little friend!"

Not false advertising. The big selling point was the fancy cutscenes that would never fit on a cartridge and would be way too expensive to put on multiple cartridges.

More retarded american snark
If it must have a tagline why not something simple like this

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But that's Junon.

well i havent played the game mi amigo, i just started reading dies irae
my point is no need for dumb quips and snark, when the majesty and power and terror of the giant fuck you cannon should speak for itself

>Midgard

90's were a different time filled with 'tude

SOUL
SOULESS

because it was the 90's, and everything was like that

Because it has to convey that they’re using a newer and better technology than their competitors, you fucking retard

These are the most consecutive (You)s I've ever received

Low IQ/Zoomie missing the point of the ad.

>why the snark
It was the 90s, that's the way game ads were.

Not better though. Cartridges were undoubtedly superior technology. CDs were just cheaper and had more space.

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It's snarky because it worked.
Do you not remember how everything had ATTITUDE in the 90's

South park, Jerry Springer, and WWF were the most popular shit on TV, every cartoon was either a TMNT or Batman ripoff, and Sony was trying to make a name in the industry.

Was the whole "90s attitude" just an American thing? I don't live there and I was alive during the 90s, I don't remember anything like that except when american TV shows would air here like Rocket Power

Even Barret? :(

the picture in the ad is much higher res than in game
and its not even gameplay, its a movie file on the disk

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>its not even gameplay, its a movie file on the disk
Everyone understood this back then. Nobody was duped into thinking that's what FF7s gameplay looked like.

>Nobody was duped into thinking that's what FF7s gameplay looked like.
lol

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