You are 9

I'd ask what the fuck Minecraft is, because it didn't exist when I was 9 years old, because I was alive in the '90s.

>12 nuggets
They knew he had no friends coming. Actually pretty sad kek.

>never having known a pre-9/11 world
damn that's kinda sad but also ignorance is bliss I guess

vidya cringe thread?

Im sorry you died

middle class kid's parties suck. they have shit like schedules where you have to sit and watch a dumb entertainer, and the spoiled brat will always end up crying over something and causing an argument.

parties in the council estate with drug dealer parents were always better.

i never got invited to any party

hell no user
birthday parties as a child is just a way for parents to force you to socialize, but usually it ends up being a forgettable experience for the kid or they hate it.
being with the friends you actually liked beats it by miles

kek

looks like someone who messed with the mexican government aka the cartel.

Sometimes those entertained repeated routines.

grab some of that fornite cake and chicken nuggies
seriously how old is this picture now? This has to be at least a couple of years old

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He's in college now.

Damn dude, when I was 9 I think Yoshi's Island just came out.

Take out my pickaxe and break him into blocks I guess.

>>you are 9
Fucking seethe, because he party is the fucking coolest.

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Fuck his mom why did he invite a 30 year old guy

i know this is not a good place to give such advice, but you are right. i met a lot of people as a kid, but never met a good friend
dont do this to your kids