*beep beep* Major Fracture Detected. Morphine Administered

>*beep beep* Major Fracture Detected. Morphine Administered.

Remember to play half life 1 (original game on steam, not HL source, no expansions, no mods, no black mesa) at 3pm GMT tomorrow (14th) to help break the most concurrent HL1 player record

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why though?

Because the heckin eceleino told us too! It'd be so wacky if old game got waaay so many players!

its part of some #rememberfreeman thing or something

people did the same thing for HL2 last year, just a fun community thing to do I suppose, you dont even need to actually play it, just have it open

So far the only legit reason I know of is because all the gun sound effects got fucked in the steam version and has never been fixed properly

Some cancerous twitter thing. Just ignore; don't be a part of discord shit

only if you give me 44 billion dollars worth of silver

Freeman was already a hardcore addict before hl1, the fact that he could retain sober function under the influence was telling.

Ok, ill participate and play the game then

VAAAAAAANCE

you have to wonder how durable his suit is considering all the shit it went through

I WILL NOT PLAY it on Steam.
I WILL ENJOY my games without achievements and hours for display.
I WILL CONTINUE trying to beat my masturbation and porn addiction
Simple as

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DON'T ENTER THE HELI HANGAR
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I'm in, 3pm GMT tomorrow.

Is this event pirate friendly? I don't want to give money to a large corporation.

Base Half-Life sucks. Opposing Force, and even Blue Shift are better in every way.

>gordon... please... i might not get another chance to say this... gordon, please... bleach my daughter, alyx... bleach my nigger genes... give me white grandchildren, please gordon... i already did half of it for you, now finish the job gord-ACK
What did Valve mean by this?

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Is this a retcon? Doesn't alyx have a large dildo sitting on her bed or something so she wouldn't need gordon.

>GMT
Sorry, try doing this for a timezone that matters.

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Eli's new voice is so shit, they should've replaced him with another old guy

It was a different time.