>well thought out review going over gameplay, graphics, music, sound, value
>zero recognition
>picrel in comparison
Why is this allowed?
Well thought out review going over gameplay, graphics, music, sound, value
James Bailey
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Samuel Miller
>writing reviews for free
Connor Wood
If you are checking steam reviews for pertinent content, you are at the wrong place.
Luke Collins
steam reviews are just for shitposting
Jason Reed
who gives a fuck about what some steam cattle wrote?
just look at the score
Ayden Nguyen
hah, it's a sheep
that's pretty cool
Hunter Lopez
absolutely baa-sed
Michael Cooper
this is what happens when you implement internet dopamine point systems like upvotes and awards
it just turns into people copying and pasting jokes or other retarded shit
Daniel Gray
>hack their account
>edit the review to "I hate black people"
Kevin Gonzalez
>people
John Perry
no one takes vidya reviews seriously
Matthew Stewart
How are my reviews?
>steamcommunity.com
I don't care about awards I just like writing them.
Brody Ward
>why don't they censor things because I don't like them >:c
Jacob Nelson
it's pretty sad, steam went from being pioneers in vidya-social spaces, and threw it all away with turning
>steam profiles into myspace
>friends/chat into discord
>forums/reviews into reddit
and groups died a quiet death
Julian Parker
>i did something wacky in the game, haha, 10/10
>2000 people found this review helpful
>900 people founds this review funny
Christian Phillips
Congratulations OP, you just figured out why democracy doesn't actually work.
Nicholas Ross
steam is a cult, what did you expect?
Isaac Cruz
You're mad you can't post ascii on 4chud
John Powell
>2022
>he still can't triforce
Jonathan Martinez
>go to steam review section trying to see if game is worthwhile
>"add sex xD"
>20,000 likes
Carter Long
steam doesnt believe in having quality control
Gabriel Ross
I'm still mad about that day
>image posting completely breaks
>user has a site to turn images into braille art
>now all braille is blocked
Samuel Perry
user please go outside
Leo Morales
joey bishop
Logan Butler
I'm sure glad Any Forums doesn't have a system like that. Couldn't imagine this site's userbase acting like that.
Tyler Peterson
you can post ascii ꜱoyjaks though
Joshua Baker
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
Decent
Bad
Don‘t look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
Good
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens
Adults
Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of
Minor bugs
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
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10
Adam Ward
You can tell a liberal wrote that review.
Xavier Sullivan
the cuckold simulator is based, the dev also made this gem
Jeremiah Wright
Hate that shit
Levi Smith
I fucking hate these reviews
Oliver Moore
i only look at reviews to see how to optimization is. a bad port is always going to have people reviewing it saying how it constantly crashes or something