Has literally played more videogames than anyone on this board

>has literally played more videogames than anyone on this board
>he’s still bad at them
How is this possible?

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Unironically? The weed and alcohol.

Woolie "I cannot explain anything without making it a fighting game analogy" Madden

I want to see him in Japan again

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>Is over the age of 7 and still struggles with differentiating left from right.

does anyone have the clip where someone asks 'wait you're black?'

Right Left

>has literally played more videogames than anyone on this board

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He went to a fighting game tournament.
He may not have placed or gotten out of pools but that's already an accomplishment he has over 99% of anons here.

Woolie, please.
Go do a Xenoblade 1, 2 and 3 LP. Set it to easy, cause I know you'll need it.

>tourists
>ever being allowed back in Japan
LOL! You could even say, "LMAO!"

Thats every nigger tho

That's called being a woman.

>Woolie, Warframe is free!
>Yeah dude, I know.
>No Woolie.. you don't understand.. Warframe.. is... FREEE
I don't know how anyone listens to the podcast these days. Pat's tired rhetoric for shit is beyond grating.

At this point it's just funny to me

Are you unironically saying Xenoblade games are difficult? Embarrassing.

No, I'm saying that Woolie is bad at videogames, even ones designed for children.

These are actually both true.

Especially the ones designed for children. Guy couldn't play Batman to save his life

Please no. He took over 1000 hours to beat Elden Ring because he insists on scraping every corner of the map, often multiple times because he doesn't remember where he's been or where he's going. Xenoblade's massive maps and endless sidequests would be unwatchable.

Plus the game has anime characters, so he'd spend the first 2 hours trying to pigeonhole them into Naruto archetypes.

>DUDE NOAH IS TOTALLY LIKE... MINATO

stopped listening to these guys, i miss the old good times. no politics just guys being fellas

>"dude Ashley is a terrible racist"
>instantly picks the options to murder every batarian he sees
>"ugh the batarians are just a lazy evil fodder race, why don't any of them have personalitys?"