Dragon's Dogma

I will start playing it today, is there anything I should know beforehand?

Jewtits is a backstabbing, loose piece of shit, but at least she's hot.
Selene has the body of a 9 year old girl and the the personality of cleverbot.
Choice is clear.

The switch version of this is too hard to read for my boomer eyes. the text is too small

I know that random "gaming" websites are trash, but the "dialogue at the end of the game is unlike any other" made me curious. Is it true or just clickbaity bullshit?

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She says something like "You... you're just like me aren't you..."

You can kick the ox
You can run past strong enemies

>a total schizo autist gf
hell yeah

she's the only help I need

My goblin brat.

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More like the SHEGOAT

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>so many good choices
I don't want to replay the game 20 times ;_;

>backstabbing
who did she backstab
>loose piece of shit
she makes it clear her only interest is money after her interaction with Julien and it's because she grew up dirt poor in an orphanage and hated that life so now she hustles hard so that she can have her own business

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Drop your Xbox gamertag and I’ll hire your pawn. I’m mid game and want some overpowered bitches and studs to carry me.

not a virgin therefore loose

who did she have sex with

me
and me
also me

fpbp

Got it in one post, nice.
Anyone who disagrees is a pleb.

your mother