Vidya has a sex scene

>vidya has a sex scene
>it's incredibly awkward

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>tfw no french tomboy gf

FITGIRL NO

>le quirky spoon girl

>i am sexing

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Why do women do this instead of just giving tips on being a better sexual correspondent?
My gf left me for being bad at sex, she even gave me a list of things I did wrong after she broke up with me

>thought the clitoris was located underneath where vaginal pubic hair grows so i used to rub that all the time
>thought that there was a thing called 'pushthrough sensitivity' where a woman would feel sensitive on her back on the area opposite the one you touch, so if you touch her right breast the part of her back directly parallel to it would become like a second clit so i spent lots of time rubbing her back like a clit
>thought she liked spitplay
>based on tickly sneezes, thought that the nose had pleasure sensors like loved to pick her nose as I tried to have sex with her
>thought it was sexy to pinch her eyebrows during a blowjob

and she never said anything during the telationship.

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Is that the movie about the woman who has zero feeling in her pussy and the entire movie is like this and tries to be "artsy" but just comes off as a cheap softcore porno instead

if he was black she would like it

is this copypasta?

it had better not be.

Bad bait

This is bait, right? No way this is real

You did everything right user, she must be a faggot

>google
>nothing found
user...

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what a shit thread, the fitgirl thread last night was waaaay better.

He would unironically be black if Amelie was made today

Honestly I don't get why my bf can't be creative and try new shit. Like you know I'm horny why do I have to be the one who brings up shit. Had to tell him to kiss me when he cums cause he sure as hell was never going to do it otherwise.

>missionary
there's the problem
also need to choke her

My ex gf once fell asleep during sex.

I think you might be better off trying a gay life style out

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You're memeing but unironically people don't tell their partners how to be better in bed because sexuality and ego are connected in a very fragile way. Your partner making you know you're bad in bed is the worst feeling thing they can do besides cheating on you

To avoid this you should be the one to approach them with wanting to know what they like so you open the door for being able to be guided without your ego being hurt. No, it doesn't make you seem like a beta or a virgin, as long as you don't phrase it awkwardly. Most women like when men are confident enough to be able to communicate about sex

That sounds pretty gay, user

kek, probably

Did you write the Kama Sutra?

Your bf prob thinks your a whore. Kissing right as you cum inside them is pure kino.

That's called rape

No it's Amelie, the french movie about a whimsical autistic schizo girl who finds her passion and romance. Early on it says she tried dating and shows this clip, she is trying not to laugh because the guy is making an absolutely ridiculous wheezing noise.

Most of the movie is her doing quirky things, it is a good and novel movie for its time. Pretty much all the quirky girl bullshit made after is aping it hard.

>Caring about women's pleasure

ahh yes, my boyfriend also doesn't like when I post on Any Forums about it! not easy being a girl!

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Ok move your ass chud not your back

As a matter of fact, my gf allowed me to do whatever with her while she sleeps.
No joke.
Never did anything though, outside of that thing mentioned earlier.

search the archives

Relatable, I almost passed out once or twice myself

Guess he doesn't love you.

>good and novel movie for its time
thats a weird way to say classic

I recently found out my wife cums really hard if I tickle her feet, I was just teasing her when I had her folded up and it just kinda happened.

Why is fitgirl smiling like that

paris is an african shithole nowadays

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pushthrough sensitivity, holy shit I'm dying

I don't think it holds up well enough or has the popularity to be called a classic.

>vidya has sex scene
>it's cute and funny

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