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square enix drones guzzle any liquefied shit that oozes out of squenix's festering, monkey pox infected anus.

dey hea

It's this new trailer they posted on twitter
twitter.com/Forspoken/status/1556679378892898306
>i do magic

Very morb of you

>jokes on them I was just pretending to be retarded

mobile.twitter.com/Forspoken/status/1556679378892898306
This short trailer has a bunch of replies copying its Marvel/MCU-like snarky narration

Poop your pants and have sex.

>major publication criticizing anything about a game with a black woman main character
healing

>Trailer music starts
>"Yuhh
>"Ay"
That's a no from me

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Holy shit that's bad

>"Yuhh
>"Ay"
the fatigue has turned into exhaustion

Lets see
>opens with character quip
>slow motion effects
>in game action that swaps to unused camera shots
>no idea of the story
>no idea of the gameplay beyond throwing flashy effects and dodging
>corporate rap
>screen goes blank for character to say something

For a "gameplay trailer" it sure is fucking difficult to work out what the gameplay actually consists of

Who is worse for it, blizzdrones or squenix penises.

Well, they got their viral attention at least.

Revolver Ocelot.

HAVE SEX ! EKSE, EKSE!
Bhuti ma yenza yenza Bhuti ma veza veza Bhuti ma Thenga thenga Bhuti ma spenda spenda

dude, outside of Barry most SE fans are avoiding this garbage

>Any Forums's face when the game is actually good

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I'm sure all these TOTALLY LEGITIMATE complaints about a game that isn't even out yet are definitely about the game itself based on its own merits and not instead because everyone criticizing the game is an enormous racist.

Nope, that definitely can't be it.

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I miss when not every game/movie/comic/show etc was the same "fuck white men, wyman and black rule" narrative

blizzdrones
worse games and they pay more for it

Revolver Ocelot.

Are you retarded it explained it perfectly. You do magic.

not with those preview videos lmao

Stranger of Paradise is a game made with sincerity and didn't care how goofy it came off.
Forspoken is trying to be a MCU movie with as many quips as it could shove in.
Both from the same company.
What a shame the former couldn't get at least half the budget as the latter.

Nah, SE drones will only buy games that are obviously "Asian" like dragon quest, FF or Nier since they're all weeb NPCs. This game is very western looking so it'll flop

I don't think ive seen anyone praising this writing. God what the fuck is with American writing having post irony in every sentence of dialouge?

the only memey thing is blaring the inception horn like 6 times in the first 10 seconds, otherwise it's your standard super generic trailer

Yeah Forbes is a notoriously racist company

>generic fantasy setting with dragons
>black mc
>hip hop inspired music/vocals
why can't we just have black mc that has traditional fantasy music like in TES? why does it have to be hip hop?

sSqueanix by far. Blizzard loses money every single quarter because people are no longer willing to act like drones for the company. Meanwhile SE has legitimately never produced a good game and it's one of the largest and most successful gaming companies in the industry. Frankly, the fact that final fantasy 15 didn't bankrupt the company immediately is proof that all SE cucks should be brutally exterminated

oh ok that's pretty fucking bad lmao

Square-Enix is so fucking stupid.

>fantasy hip-hop
shieeeeeeeeeet

This is what growing up with the MCU does to a mf

SE is not competent enough to think of that

is this the Black Panther of fantasy games?

No retard morbius proves this isn't a real thing

>has legitimately never produced a good game
how long did it take you to play them all?

Why the fuck do you guys care so much about the trailer? Either get the game or don't, but it's obvious most of you hate the game no matter what it does because it's apparently "woke". Myself and many others will enjoy this kino when it releases.

The least they could do is give us a demo and we could find out first-hand how it's shaping up.
The same team were pretty transparent with FFXV with multiple demos leading up to release, so what's the deal this time?

Because Red Guards were made by white people and therefore aren't black.

Hip hop rapper transported into a fantasy world and beating necromancers with bling and breakdancing sounds awesome though

>YUH
>AY

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lmao marvel did irreparable damage to media as a whole

I don't need to eat shit to know it tastes bad but to tell you the truth the only SE game I played was lightning returns and that was enough for me to decide the entire studio should be burned to the ground

The transparency backfired when the game came out and all the features, promises and cutscenes shown in trailers didn't make it to the final product.

Sometimes twitter kinda based

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I think the article is talking about this one
youtube.com/shorts/eY2iJNst8kg

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>I don't play videogames but I'm going to whine about them anyway
sounds like a stereotypical Any Forums post.

based tendie
I bet he also emulates switch games

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>those replies
the first and only time Twitter users are funny

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found the mindless consoomer

POOP MY PANTS AGAIN
POOP MY TEN A TEN

The trailer is the only information we have to discuss, so we're discussing it. The real question is why are you being such a salty bitch about criticism? Did you write the game's script?

what, no seethe or cope in your post?
seriously lacking in buzzwords

Who me? Yeah I’m a freakin GOD as it turns out. Shyeah I’m all about that axe life. That handsome devil next to me? Senpai, that’s literally my BOY. He can thank me for his good looks AND formative trauma. It’s not easy fighting heCkin VIKINGS. But Honestly? Being a parent ragnaroxx

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I don't need to kick you while you're down, being an SE shill is punishment enough lol

I'm flying on a HECKIN Dragon!

The game looks cool but
>Nigger music
>Nigger sneakers in a fantasy game
Why must niggers soil everything they touch?

>Another SE flop incoming

OH NO NO NO

KWAB

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do people only talk about bad things?

Meh it doesn't look like it is for me. But I am not gonna be a dick about it.

It's an Isekai she's literally a nig from NJ transported to fantasy land

I know, playing video games sure is a punishment kek.