Here are your new Squid idols, bro

He's a big guy...

you missed the best idol

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FOREHEAD ESCALATION
THAT BROWN TOMBOY TUMMY
TEAM PAPER TIME

callie > marie
marina > pearl
frye > shiver

pedo bait

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At least Fyre has the fang thing going on otherwise she'd be a non-entity.

Dude the tribal idol is SO fucking ugly. JESUS I did not expect Pearl to be out-goblin'd

Disregard hos
Stay loyal to the absolute chad in the back

lol at the goblina, but that Asian one is PURE SEX

motherfucker that's a SIX head

big man > all

the forehead girl

Every new idol has been a downgrade from Calli and Maria

Squid Sisters are returning in story mode and Of The Hook were teased for the DLC story campaign.

Big Man best idol

Big man is best boi

Marie, Marina, Shivers. Simple as.

Fyre kind of looks like one of the Zelda Twilight Princess characters mated with an Octoling

I love the vampire squid gyaru

They ain't gonna outsell Splatoon 2 with those ugly ass mascots.

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oh no no no look at the top of her head!

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>GOD TIER
Marina

>HIGH TIER
Callie and Marie

>MID TIER
Bane

>LOW TIER
Fyre

>SHIT TIER
Pearl

>PREORDER CANCELED TIER
Shiver

Jesus christ what went so wrong

Their song abolsutely slaps though

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fryehead

2/3 but Pearl is perfect user

Calli Maria - Japanese
Pearl Marina - United States
Shiver Fyre - IndoChina?

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YO BLOODS, WHERE YOU AT?

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can you blame them
it's hard to improve on perfection

It seems with nintendo, they always need to put at least one brown/black character.

What's the name pun this time?

>Oh you thought Pearl's forehead was big, we've made a character thats 70% forehead
Jesus christ its like a ball peen hammer with a face

Big Man is best girl

twitter is gonna push the blue one to be trans, I can feel it.

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can't wait for him to draw shiver taking a big nasty shit

>forehead gorl

Octolings win EVERY time, Marina and now Shiver, kneel squids, you keep getting more and more deformed

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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Blue is very cute

Is this one a boy?

Holy shit

Blue is basically the most uninteresting flavor of vanilla
Yellow is an import glitch in blender

what
shiver and fyre are more japanese
girl

Is that a boy or a girl

5HEAD NINJA CHADS
WE WON

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>make heavy sexualized squid character
>gather fanboys because of it
>next make generic ESG credit approved character
>lose fanboys because of it

why are they this retarded?

Blue is serviceable, but nowhere near the idols from previous games (those ears really tick me off).
Squigger is so ugly that it almost feels like they did it on purpose. This is also the reason why at least half of Any Forums will support her, just to piss off others.
Big guy is the meme pick, which is exactly why his team will win every Splatfest.

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Asian girls can be ugly too user

When I saw that, I know nintendo is fully know what they doing.

What's the problem, Marina is BASED and this goblina is hillarious

youtube.com/watch?v=DtMOAvOWTvY
their theme

>has a sarashi on the boobs
gee I wonder why

>Ay?

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WE NEED TO GO BIGGER!

i KNOW EXACTLY THE ONE YOU MEAN

they look so fucking bad holy shit
they look like racist caricature

look, I like big foreheads, but this is a little too much

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Wrong on all counts, holy shit your taste sucks

I want to contract the latest virus variant from the slanty eyed one, if you know what I mean.

I noticed they didn’t mention genders.

Watch treehouse do their absolute utmost to suggest that this sticc is a theythem

>people bitched about pearl's forehead
>give the next one a fivehead
fucking lmao

it's nearly like cephalopod means "head on feet"

Oh god, this artist is gonna be busy as fuck.

>best one is the guy
>he’s not even a humanoid
nobody saw this coming

twitter pushes literally every remotely androgynous character as trans

She's trans

>callie and marie
calimari
>pearl and marina
pearls are from oysters, marina is a form of dock
>shiver, frye, and big guy
??????????

Finally, a realistic gyaru!

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shiver is beautiful i love that sharp eye, i love kabuki themed things too
i think frye's gonna grow on me too like pearl did back then

Chirpy Chads are the real winners here.

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Why would putting in big femboy woomy ass LOSE fans?

it looks like it's about to pop
also her mask is all sorts of fucked up
it looks like a Pearl parody

maybe I... zuck ya dik?

Getting Samba de Amigo vibes

PORN
WHEN

Reminds me of matsuken samba desu senpai

Take your meds

why is the squid black

I am genuinely seething that Missiles are back, I fucking despise them.

>meme pick, which is exactly why his team will win every Splatfest.
Most popular team has consistently lost in the last two games. That may change with the whole 4 Vs 2 Vs 2 thing though.

I know which side im never joining for splatfests

>be American
>See thin asian with modest tits
>OMG TRANSRIGHT YASSS QUEEN
500 million of absoute broken minds.

Shiver is flat chested

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having sharp eyes isn't a caricature you mutt, if anything it can make designs look really beautiful and it works with the traditional japanese look they are going for
though im not too fond of frye much

GIMME FRYDE LOGGIES NOW!!!!!!!

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Big Man is unironically the best one.

she looks retarded, like she needs help

To be fair, blue is so inhumanly insipid that mental gender illness may actually give her something of interest.

Stirfry retard

Why are videogames so gay and ugly now?

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That forehead has its own zip code...

They should've made her be the idol. Dear god just LOOK AT HER.

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This has to be an edit right?

In hindsight, an omatsuri-themed Splatfest was an inevitable pairing
I like it

ironic weebs try not to be obnoxious challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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Frye looks like if Midna ate too much wasabi or something

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>o be fair I'm totally not a shill and will totally not say trannies castrated pustulent wounds are better lmao

This nigga working out at the library.

git gud scrub

massive L

What gender are these things?

They are girls right?

So it's like the Splatoon 1 ones, only with even less personality?

>artists obligated to pretend they like the new idols and draw them because they need their likes
DON'T DO IT ARTISTS, DRAW THE CLASSIC IDOLS, NOT THESE SHITTT NEW ONES

U GUYS DID THE SAME THING WITH PEARL
ur gonna love her too

Exact thoughts, quintissential post.

>Full darkest africa representation

Iwata died for this

Cool.

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sounds like a stetch.

>stirfry
>shiverfrye
nah

kek

I can barely see the bitch what are you talking about? She is BLAAAACK.

ENTER

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In Jap and EU languages yes, please understand that North America may require to insert more diversity.

yes

I still hate Pearl though
I just stopped shitting on her after day 1 because I moved on

>people hate Pearls' fivehead
>give the next idol a sixhead

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>they made a somali character
kek

If they made her a shortstack she'd be fine

God i hope not

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they are tybe B

>Pearl and Marina are relegated to the story DLC which we won't see until at least a year
cringe

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>Reveal inferior forehead
>Announce superior forehead as DLC

They know what they're doing...

It's american themed please understand

That model looks extremely off
She looks cute in 2D, so what the hell happened

What you thought helmet was for? Midna is the exact same way

MY WIFE

Love the ultra hand

They made her so fucking Asian

wait Shiver is a female girl right...?

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Fuck they look awful. Fuck.

>merchant character is better than idols

so Any Forums why should I buy this game despite having 700hrs in SP2? they don't even have a new rank mode

>Hammerhead is back
>Mahi Mahi is back
>Flounder Heights will be back
>Mako Mart is back
>Sturgeon Shipyard is back
>Ultra Stamp is back
Holy shit I’m so excited.
Ultra Stamp was so cucked in 2 since it was only on like 4 weapons.

Someone post a side profile of her to show how bad her hairline is

I am absolutely devastated. The only ones I wanted to return are Hammer and Booya

wait

what are they doing to each other here

KEK

Is shiver a girl or not please this is important

Guarantee NoA added this. Time to turn off plaza art again.

>foreheads keep getting bigger
this is your future

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taking photos of your squid's ass and plastering your locker with it I guess

They'll just kill off the servers or make them laggy on purpose to make you buy new product. You'll own nothing and etc

yay at least they are back

It's one of those cases where it looked good in 2D from a certain angle but then 3D couldn't fix it.

She's a gyaru and the other one's traditional jap

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Came in here to ask for pics of her. She should've been one of the idols, now fanartists will ignore her in favor of the new duo

Was that samba styled music I heard during the idols section?

They both look hideous

>has a sarashi on the boobs
>way flatter than the 5head squid
hmmmmmm

You shouldn't. But you will.

I just hope it’s on less weapons, that special genuinely made the game less fun to play.

lmao

Not if noa treehouse has any involvement in this.

Thanks doc

I don't even mind Frye's forehead too much, but the fingers and toes are what fuck me over.

BIG MAN.

...did not expect them to reference Everybody Hates Chris. God-tier show. Now give us a cheapskate black shark character voiced by Terry Crews PLEASE.

siivagunner's gonna be all over this, calling it now

What kind of retarded sea creature is that? (and yes she has to be, look at the hair)

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hot

DAS RITE

I won't call her traditional jap. More like asian-american jap.

she is dun worry

user, she's literally a somali, look at her forehead.

You're all bitching now but i guarantee 100% within a month you're gonna love these new idols, just like last time with pearl.

BIG MAN
I
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Definitely not. She's wearing fucking sweatpants and socks with no shoes, for pete's sake.

Imo thats how it has always been for Splatoon I look at the 2D art and then the models and it feels like something is missing everytime.

>we're 100% black

Times are changing, and not for the better.

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ew why are they purple

best part of the direct

This looks like one of those tumblr fanarts where they make characters fat and brown, for Pearl

twitter.com/fapolantern/status/1557362370900549633?t=RuFQdPJS5eHwzFXchnGvuw&s=19
NOOOOOOOO
I WANTED SHIVER FATTY PORN!!!!!!

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>Thought up a katana weapon that has regular horizontal slashes and big charge slashes ages ago
>They actually add a weapon just like that into the game
Holy shit this is exactly what I wanted

Yes dork every idol has been female

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>CalaMari
>Pearl Harbor

What's the japanese names of these cunts?

Yes she's a sea anemone like Annie. She has existed for 7 years.

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>Sexy af asian octoling
>"UUUUUUhhhhhhh is it a boy or a girl???????"
>"Femboy????????"
>"Twatter will push her to be trans fr"
Take your fucking meds, mindbroken schizos

The niggest.

immaculate taste. the weak and shallow minds, the juvenile and foolish, will denounce you. but you are righteous.
Based

the more people hate on frye, the more i start to like her.
same with pearl.

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The models for these new shopkeepers looks so wrong and strange for some reason.

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It's not sweatpants, it's one of those poofy kabuki pants, their whole theme is "japanese"

>big man

>lets make them extra ugly surely no one will make smutt of them now!

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Surimi Gang

it's in jap splatoon too

FUCK MISSILES

Yeah they’re avoiding pronouns on purpose.

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big man is a female too

I can't believe they brought cumtown to splatoon 3

Why do they all look like they're from the special ed class

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disgusting
fucking ruined
the frog CEO ruined nintendo fucking shit

No, those are open at the bottom. These look more like MC Hammer pants.

stop being paranoid user

Fatbros... it's over...

Would you prefer they said her, her, and him on in the background?

>bro she's okinawan for sure a 100% gyaru
every single fucking time

>looks at account
>literally all the images he posted are of fat nintendo girls
yeah I figured

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Feels good to be a non-Anglo chad. They're two girls and a fish.

Yes but NoA told them to include it. Japan doesn’t give a fuck about niglings.

What now nigga?

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Take your meds

I kneel

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we can go even further

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3 team splatfests are so sick, I hope the middle team isn’t just super disadvantaged though since it could go that way.

Bridget truly mindbroke Any Forums

I'm callin' Bloods and Crips

I hope Frye get most of the scat art from him

CHIRPY CHIPS/ABXY BROS WE WON

OUR GIRL IS IN

youtu.be/gOsE1_TDjA0

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>he thinks NoA has power