Imagine being a human male in tamriel. it would be like heaven.
Imagine being a human male in tamriel. it would be like heaven
Brody Perez
Jace Brown
>tfw no spider daedra gf
Jason Gutierrez
>fucking your lithe dunmer gf in the morning (she calls you n'wah, but in a loving way)
>bathing together in the river
>you're a hunter, she's an apprentice spell worker
>those robes look so great on her
>hunting out in the wilds, you miss her natural scent
>you trek home again with food to eat and pelts to sell
>both bringing in septims, you take turns making dinner for each other
>you cook for her with a fire pit
>she cooks for you with a deft finger movement, shyly conjuring fire at a whim
>you read together, maybe having an evening walk hand-in-hand
>curling up at night in a comfy, modest little candle-lit home
>blissful sleep with your special dunmer girl
Then you wake up
Levi Watson
I just love their red eyes. They're so fucking beautiful. Even if they look like aliens.
Dylan James
gas the piss skins, mer war now
Blake Sullivan
Turns out, you're a skinny little mage doomer
>conjure vapor from the sky to create clouds
>write upon the heavens "tfw no gf"
>the Greybeards shout "i no rite" in the distance
>a guard stops you for no reason to ask if you heard it
>everyone is mocking you
>just keep your head down, do your studies
>one day, you'll raise them from the dead before turning the staff on yourself in the inn
Nolan Green
Anthony Barnes
Altmer girls are built for Big Dremora (girl) Dicks
Caleb Baker
>Then you wake up
Eli Barnes
>read the book on what happened in the Summerset Isles during the Oblivion crysis
>this is actually canon
Camden Peterson
>be born as a peasant in High Rock
>Only ever see humans your entire life
>closest encounters with other races was hearing about some adventurer killing some orcs
>catch disease
>can’t afford to pay the temple to cure it
>take out bank loan
>die in extreme debt
>the bank confiscates your home
>wife and kids have to become temple strippers to survive
Brayden Thompson
On the other hand if it's a Dunmer girl I want her to be kind of evil and fucked up. Not wholesome.
Worshipping demons and trapping souls and all that .
Michael Sanders
I don't want to wake up
Luis Gray
>Then you wake up
Michael Thomas
High rock is populated exclusively by insular cultic societies. Desolate and isolated. Ritualistic hierarchies based on esoteric prowess and cosmic proximity. isolating into soaring spires of stone, Ancient and carved with magical ley lines, city-pillars unto themselves. strange and powerful energies of aetherius are harnessed by the astrological gathering of circles of magi at the pinnacle. Truly high rock is a bizarre and wondrous place, and nothing like generic medieval Europe.
Landon Brooks
Wish when you play Skyrim, some other NPC could be the Dragonborn, while you just play as a partner to them
>ywn have a Female Orc Dragonborn waifu
>ywn be a blacksmith who forges all her weapons and armor
>ywn teach her how to read after she shyly reveals that she's illiterate
>ywn bring her home while your mom fusses over her: "Oh Female Orc Dragonborn, just stay with us!! You don't have to keep sleeping at the inn. You can have user's old room!"
>ywn see her blush furiously
>she brings all the scrolls, ores, soul gems and alchemy ingredients home from her adventures
>you use the alchemy ingredients to make smithing/enchanting potions, drink it, then make better armor and weapons for her
>soon you become a power couple, a Master Alchemist/Enchanter/Smith and she the Ultimate Two-Handed/Heavy Armor warrior
Lincoln Martinez
>Human male in tamriel
You mean a real human? You're literally alien, a humanoid eldritch abomination that somehow found it's way into nirn. Gods would fear you, elves would shit and piss and cum, Men would have uncanny valley attacks. Hermaeus mora would annoy you with the most retarded questions. Imagine if you held any kind of powers by virtue of not being related to the world (like the hist)
Charles Johnson
You'd better have any sort of power, because if not the mer would have the time of their lives "studying" you.
Grayson Evans
I do something similar only neither of us are db and we both adventure. She pokes things and I heal/debuff.
Logan Ward
Imperials, nords, Bretons, and yokudans (I think) are all humans.
You can blanket term them the same way you would Mer or beast races.
Gabriel Ward
If only your headcanon were real. Bretons would finally be interesting.
Cameron Reed
For me, it's mommy egf Azura
Aaron Allen
Oh but it is, my bitch.
Luke Johnson
They are all humans, but Yokudans and Redguards are descendants of people who survived the destruction of the last world before Nirn was made.
Nolan Ward
I hate this bitch but in terms of meddling with mortals she doesn't hold a candle to resident lord schizo AKATOSH