You should be able to solve this

You should be able to solve this.

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The portal killer. There are no signs of fingerprints on the victims body and no weapon has been found

Literally impossible to catch

you should be able to find fingerprints on the fucking walls he's holding
plus try to find the one person who owns a portal gun or has been harvesting moon rocks

wtf how is he so strong

reminder when the surface the portal is on moves, the portal dissipates. none of these retarded hypotheticals are possible.

The force of impact would come primarily from the source point between the victims feet touching the ground, and the new object pushing against his head. In reality the force created is closer to the body collapsing on itself by introducing the wall at great speed, in the same way a roof falling on your head would strike and flatten you.

So no you're still not going to fly out of the portal you retarded autist

Why can't the board he is holding be foam?

He wouldn't be dead, retards. The "victim" has no excessive energy to be killed when passing through the portal.
And no, the wall isn't being lifted by the other guy.

theres moving portal surfaces in portal 2

And Portal 2 is not canon.

In your disease addled mind maybe

If you stopped moving the portal in your hands as soon as they made contact, sure. Everything after that, the exertion made by pushing "down" on him will send pressure from his head to his legs. The energy is still coming from you forcing energy from the wall, to the man in the portal, to where he's standing, all using the portal he's now presiding in .

A fags btfo

If I could go back and prevent any game from ever being conceived, it would be Portal.

you need to go even earlier and stop narbacular drop

fixed

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biggest cope i've seen this week

why would you kill your friend?

Those move parallel to the portal, not perpendicular. Perpendicular movement fizzles out portals.

It's a bait, no one can be that retarded.

Why are Bfags so violent?

This.
Bunch of mouth breathers.

The truth is portal makes no effin sense. If this were a hoola hoop like it suggests nothing bad could possibly happen to the guy but what kinda hoola hoop moves spacetime TO you? Now its fucking crazy.

I do not like attacking friendly NPCs.

Right? That guy was so nice and you did this to him OP

Another flaw is that it would probably be impossible to hit the wall with this configuration. The ball itself is at least 1.5 meters and that gap is .5 at best

DUDE THE HANDWRITING
THAT'S THE "how do you know it's shit? it's not out yet" GUY
THAT'S HIM OH MY GOOOOOD

It is a videogame and not real.
Touch grass.

why wouldnt this work