Samus

Samus

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she/her

Cum hunter

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kill this shit thread

Games where alien monsters wants to FUCK samus when?

i instantly thought of this

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Pokegods: are they real?

Consider:

- There is no rational explanation for how a set of roughly consistent "myths" about more than 150 Pokemon in Red, Blue, and Yellow would simultaneously emerge in the late 90s - well before most people used the Internet, with many of these kids claiming they had obtained or seen Pokegods first-hand, or been to Pokegod cities.

- Many of the codes were highly specific, referenced specific areas which were identified over and over again (the grass outside Pallet Town, the area behind Bill's house, the truck adjacent to SS Anne, or the Hall of Fame. It's true people found little while testing in these areas, but these people almost invariably forced access via some kind of glitch. They didn't go through the codes.

- There are several references to Pokemon outside of the original 150 in the script of the game, including a man on Cinnabar Island who after you trade him Raichu for Electrode, he says: "that Raichu you traded me went and evolved." Other lines exist in the game hinting at more than 150 Pokemon, and of secrets hidden within the innermost framework of the game.

- Pokegods appeared in the anime *well after* the rumors started online. This includes Venustoise, Dimonix, and others. The anime directly referenced the possibility of more than 150 Pokemon.

- The games, particularly Red, Blue, and Yellow, are not just software but something deeper. At 29 years old,playing them I still notice a marked difference in my success when I really believe in my Pokemon and form a bond with them - more accuracy, more critical hits, and my Pokemon dodge attacks more. I've also noticed a greater degree of success when I don't fap, to the point where I won't even play it unless I have at least four weeks of sexual energy reserved.

I would say these facts point to the RBY games having a psychic dimension, something which defies the notion the game is purely source code. The mainstay of arguments dismissing the existence of the Pokegods.

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Samus bros...

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I never found Samus to be all that alluring.
From a purely aesthetic standpoint she's undeniably hot af, but everything else about her makes it kinda difficult to fantasize about her.
She's a stoic, mostly silent bounty hunter who is almost never in any human contact. She's also in a full body power suit most of the time.
I can't self insert as an alien monster and places like Tallon IV are too uninhabitable for any good sexy-time to occur anyway.

The only good scenarios would involve ripping her from her setting and at that point it might as well not be Samus anymore.
It's also not like she's got a particularly sexy personality.

Luckily there's a perverted, masochist, isekai version of Samus I can fantasize about.

Plus other than Other M samus who's just fodder for rape fetishism, she also falls in a weird spot where she seems both socially maladapted and also utterly confident in herself and her place in the world. She's like a brick wall which surrounds a core of more bricks.

In prison.
>captcha KYSGGX

She’s blonde so the shitskins here are obsessed, simple as

Why'd he do it? Unironically.

not videogames

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Made

>One of their rats is writing Prime 4

Pretty sures there porn of that

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