My wife, Keira Metz!

Why is she so fucking ugly? Looks like a britbong woman

mad cos bald?

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Imagine the raging boner of the soldier who shoved a pike from her asshole to her mouth

ok witcher 3 in general has good looking women but Keira just looks trans, not even cappin or anything

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She's based on the lead animator of the game. (male)

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One of my major gripes about Witcher 3, besides the Dijkstra acting like a complete retard out of nowhere for the sake of contrived drama, was the conversation prompts with Keira. There was no option to say 'Keira, you're a fucking idiot. If you take that shit to the king he's going to nail your head to a pole on account of being insane'. If you say 'I'm not going to let you have those notes' you have to kill her or reload your save. Shittily designed conversation.

Triss is the hottest sorceress but in my most recent playthrough I chose Yen for the first time because I intended to 100% everything so I wanted it to be canon
Geralt literally says "Radovid doesn't forgive and Radovid doesn't forget" or something like that, it's practically the same thing as saying "what you're doing is suicide".

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delusional

Damn how can a guy have hair that good?

use conditioner

It's regular hair, dude. Just wash it and don't use a fucking straightener.