Filename thread. Keep it vidya.
Filename thread. Keep it vidya
Wouldn't this basically kill the grass?
That's healing juice dude. That's why it's green.
Maybe it's just color dye
The shallowness that drives this kind of conduct blows my mind.
>uh oh my lawn is going through its natural cycle, better paint it over
there's home owner associations that probably demand a healthy looking lawn. suburbs are a special kind of fucked
So long, Gay Bowser.
The grass is basically already dead because it's planted in a lifeless desert. Why desert burgers are so obsessed with having a east coast enviroment lawn in a west coast enviroment is beyond me. They don't even like the easterners.
lawn care blows your mind huh
>your weed wacker is unnatural!! :(
So long, Gay Bowser.
>evergreens, a leafless tree, and a fucking hoodie in the middle of the day
>desert
why do non-americans love larping as us so much?
Do americans really?
>lawn care
>Painting grass = lawn care
spray painting grass is normal lawn care where youre at?
Lawns are fucking retarded. Pointless busy work with 0 benefit. Grow some wild flowers to help the bees, you stupid nigger.
>people think the planet can be saved while creatures like this one exist
>Dude actually remembered that he is in fact bigger and stronger than the animal trying to maul him
huh
thats so fucking gay
My lawn is 100% Eco natural. I only use locally sourced spring water and certified medical grade mulch made from the manure of homeless indonesian children
Why are Amerisharts like this?
You'll get murdered by a bunch of home owner association witches.
you can have a lawn 3-4" short with plenty of diversity but still pleasant to walk on
I have no clue what that user just said, as a non burgers you burgers are all the same and in the middle of the US there's literally nothing, on the west there's california, on the east new york and washington, on the south texas. That's it.
I'm guessing, or at least hoping, that's just a fertilizer with green dye.
>Natural plant growth in my garden means I like dick in my ass.
Based and nature pilled
Cringe and machine pilled
also known as cry_of_fear.webm
You will always be American and you will always preorder Tendie games.
I imagine in the far future there is going to be a religeous war between christians and americans over replacing jesus with saint goerge of minneapolis. Their battle cry will be "we cannot breathe" then they bomb the vatican with chlorine gas.
>burn down an acre of land and build a shit shack on it
>anhilate all the local fauna and flora
>smash the same shitty seeds over a mile of land
>"Ahhh nature"
americans are fucking stupid. you have no idea. you think its nature. Wow.
He opened it and i didn't have a hand trap.
New York is full of trees you retard lmao.
b-but dont spray paint it... th-thats unnatural you stupid idiot
That's still bad because it covers up the plants skin, stopping it from drawing sunshine.
my HOA has been fining me $25 a month for a year now, it's cheaper than maintaining my lawn to their specifications
south texas is in the middle of the us
If it's already a darker coloured fertilizer, it's not going to cause much of a difference.
Chicago is in the middle
where does that money even go to?
>Having wild flowers in my garden doesn't not only make me gay, I also means that I'm a burgerclap who lives in the suburbs and doesn't know what nature is.
Okay, anything else? Do I maybe also have AIDS?
Majority of the state is still new york city.
It's turf spray, a combination of shit like ground moss, soot, grass seeds, fertilizer (mostly farm animal shit), and some protein fluid that makes it come out like silly string/a thick spray. It's normally blue.
>wild flowers just grow if i dont care for my lawn
>why yes im american, how could you tell
howdy.
the jewish legal team that manages the HOA
Literally to some boomer housewife and their lawyers.
you know not all houses with yards are in home owner's associations
By what measure?
If I let my lawn go wild then the flowers in it would be literally wild flowers
stay on topic and post filenames you fuckers
Okay, so I'm also a schizo who only imaged to plant the seeds? Amazing.
>Me playing EU4
if it's just a moss smoothie, wouldn't that dry out immediately, especially in conditions in which the lawn is already dead?
By me, the towns have lawn care ordinances and fine you if you don't cut your grass