Play game

>play game
>slimes are universally evil
>uninstall

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>play game
>slimes are basic fodder enemy that are barely a nuisance
>uninstall

>pic unrelated.

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>play game
>uninstall

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Slime girl thread?

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It would confuse the player if there were good NPCs that look exactly like bad NPCs.

T. Game Dev

They're just hungry.

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>play game
>finish game
>uninstall

>pirate game
>never install it
>company loses $60

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>Tfw no games where you can play as a slime character
It isn't fair. I want to be a cute maid slimegirl

Nuclear Throne
ignore that they're the worst character in the game

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>play game
>slimes are universally evil
>but they are smile girls and when they defeat you unlock a scene where the semen from your balls is being squeezed in different sexual positions
>proceed to cum

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FTFY

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That was literally one of my exact characters for SS13 ERP servers.

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>play game
>slimes feed themselves to you until you're an immobile fat blob
>cum

>install game
>uninstall

>play a game
>oculothoraxes are universally evil
>Uninstall

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?Arent slimes in dragon quest nice¿

>being a static
>being a non-human static
turbo cringe

>tranny
>ss13
>furry
like clockwork

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good heavens, would you look at the time!
youtube.com/watch?v=CjW_QPzfn-Q

>furry
That may be true.
>tranny
Rent free.

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>play game
>there is a slime king/queen
>stand up, say "KINO" out loud and start clapping.

Name one game where slimes are friendly by default

this, but unironically

I wish you could turn minecraft slimes into pets once you got them down to their small form where they're physically incapable of harming you and just follow you around.

tranny, faggot, trap all the same thing in different skins.