What's the deal with Blaidd Elden Ring? He's half-wolf-man, but he doesn't look half wolf nor half man

What's the deal with Blaidd Elden Ring? He's half-wolf-man, but he doesn't look half wolf nor half man.

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How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe

He's an artifical puppet by the Two Fingers, so there's probably not much thought put to his looks other than keeping Ranni in check

>marry the doll
>furry goes insane
The character stories in Elden Ring are weird.

furry goes insane before you marry the doll

He looks an ugly fucked boarman without boar fangs

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I think what happens is his duty is to protect or maybe kill Ranni, and him rejecting his orders made him go crazy? I dunno i barely understood Elden Ring's story beyond the most obvious stuff.

It's also confusing because I think it's implied he was killed by one of those invisible assassin dudes or something?

So why couldnt we just bring him to Rennala and let her rebirth him without the taint of the Two Fingers? This game had so many goddamned plotholes

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I think what happens is his duty is to protect or maybe kill Ranni, and him rejecting his orders made him go crazy
correct. he was meant to protect ranni, or kill her of she went against the greater will. she does the latter and fightninghis instincts to kill her made him go mad.
>It's also confusing because I think it's implied he was killed by one of those invisible assassin dudes or something?
that's Iji not blaidd

God I want to feel his huge wolfy pecs

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Just skin him for the clothes his body could provide, simple as.

>he was meant to protect ranni, or kill her of she went against the greater will. she does the latter and fightning his instincts to kill her made him go mad.
how is this him rejecting his orders then? It's clear he should kill her if he was programmed that way

I wanna feel something else of his

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I don't know how to feel about this

A little bit of confusion is normal at first

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I dont remember him looking like that

He is a beastman-Shadowbound Beasts like Serosh and Malekith. They've been given intelligence in the past by the greater will/five fingers/old elden ring/whatever god was ruling in the time of farum azula.

Very rarely if you visit him early on in the forest using the snap emote he'll tell you he's in heat and you get a unique cutscene

>just a human with black paint and carpet curls glued onto him
>no fluff around the crotch
lame

He's made of sex.

How do you think his knot tastes?

Blaidd has an uncircumcised unwashed human penis

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>uncircumcised
>unwashed

god imagine the smell

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Sweat and piss and dick cheese, and that's a good thing.

>He's half-wolf-man
Did the English 4kids dub tell you that? Just a reminder: if you beat the game in English you DID NOT, I repeat, DID NOT beat Elden Ring.