Why are there no good alien games?

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god i wish he was my friend

X files game.

Because aliens don't real.

every time I see this thumbnail I think it's an alien playing the banjo

Explain this?
(WARNING: Not for the faint hearted)

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I may need to reconsider my stance.

ummm is this REAL??

>that tiny mouth
imagine the succ

Fuck you my little sister saw that and started crying.

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thought this was an alien playing guitar at first lol

X-com my negro

there should be an alien video game like that meme video from the 90s where the aliens are basically poltergeists

This isn't rea

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kek

>No alien games where aliens are the good guys

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Because aliens are not real, we live in a firmament, reddit atheist coomers don't know shit and labcoats are nerds who got beat up at school cause they're losers.

I have a theory that a lot of alien encounters can be put down to barn owls.
>Encounters generally happen in northern/western hemisphere where Barnowls live
>Large eyes, white, ovoid face
>Uncannily humanoid looking if viewed at a distance or in the dark
>Nocturnal and live in the woods
>A shitload of alien "encounters" happen at night...in forests...
Wrap it up lads, the Ayys were Hoos all along

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I don't know this alien seems like pretty good guy to me. I hate this planet.

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>tfw no lil alien bro

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Huh?

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Jannies PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE