>complete tutorial
>achievement pops up
Complete tutorial
Samuel Bell
Ryder Ward
>complete tutorial
>achievement pops up
Kevin Lopez
^complete tutorial
^achievement pops up
Brandon Rivera
Modern games shower the player with achievements for doing the most mundane things because they try to keep them engaged.
It's a cheap trick.
Try playing the same game with achievements disabled and see how you react to it.
Colton Smith
>less than 40% of the people who bought the game got the "completed the tutorial or first 20 minutes of the game" achievement
Lucas Brooks
>complete tutorial
>achievement doesn't pop up
Thomas Mitchell
>6% of the people playing this game have this achievement
Ayden Hughes
>complete achievement
>tutorial pops up
Carter Davis
>developer basically insults you
I wish I could reach into the screen and strangle a fucker.
Carter Reed
>start game
>achievement pops up
Ayden Ward
>finish game
>no achievement pops up
Ayden Bell
>game only has achievements for the most arbitrary story moments
Ayden Brown
>complete game
>34% of players have this achievement
Adam Clark
>up
>game
>tutorial
>complete
>pops
>achievement
Luis Long
>assault the capitol
>achievement doesn't pop up
guys? i thought we won?
Jordan Miller
I'm fine with this because it lets you know just how many people either bought the game and never played it or bought it and never got further than the tutorial
Samuel Allen
> start achievement
> game pops up
Christopher Rivera
>multiplayer only achievements
Parker Watson
can i have more pepe picture
he cute
Levi Hall
>random seething about whatever political thing got you grumpy recently
Calm down, incel.
Elijah Richardson
That is Apu Apustaja
Hunter Robinson
>achievement unlocked
>start a family
Eli Price
why would i seethe? you guys failed lmao
James Brooks
>achievement is some stupid bullshit that you'd only ever do because there's an "achievement" for it
And I don't mean something that's obscure but could still be fun, such as using a start of the game weapon against an end game boss. I mean shit like "die 100 times in this one spot using this one specific method" kind of shit.
Liam Cook
rightwingers are locked out of this cheevo lmao
Hudson Thomas
...
Wyatt Gutierrez
>Credits roll
>"And thank YOU, the player !"
Alexander Jenkins
>achievement unlocked
>get a job
Adam Ross
>special thanks
>
>
>YOU, THE PLAYER
Andrew Hughes
>achievement unlocked
>fuck user's gf
Joshua Scott
>t. liberal women with 3 abortions and a cat for her "family"
Colton James
>achievement unlocked
>Don't play the game for five years