Metroid

>mechanical engineering
>xenobiology
>archaeology
Reminder that Samus is a huge nerd.

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girls cant be nerds, they can only be pretend ones

Sexy autist

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Don't know what you're trying to prove here, both are perfectly fine games

Prime 4 should start with Samus at home, tinkering with the suit.

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She's also multilingual.

that scene where she spoke Chozo in Dread was pure kino

>any of those interests are nerdy

Samus is a genderless Android. The fan fiction birthed by an Easter egg thrown in at the last second for laughs doesn't count.

>So athletic that she could leap over buildings unaided in various amounts of gravity
>Can run at super sonic speeds
>Can withstand crashing into walls at such speeds and stop on a dime under her own power
>Most likely can lift many many tons due to her being able to walk through lava even without the gravity suit
Samus is a huge nerd and would rip you in half if she wasnt careful!
cute
CUTE!

>The fan fiction birthed by an Easter egg thrown in at the last second

then explain every other game after it

They're just laughing at the people that fell for it.

True! I like to imagine she's either a respected member of the scientific community, or else has a bunch of nerds constantly bugging her for details on chozo technology. She's the only public figure around who actually knows how it works, after all.

Seriously though.

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Luv Edelgard
Luv Samus
Simple as

I especially love the image of Samus being a gearhead because half the puzzles in these games involves fixing broken crap anyway.

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Samus plays SS13 on her offtime and is a powergaming assistant FAGGOT

>tfw some little scrub starts crying bitch tears online

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>Samus becomes a clown
>She never stops honking
>Everyone does in hilarious ways
>She is always there to play a somber tune with the honks before you die

>Smart
>Strong
>Kindda wise
>Strong sense of morality
>Good mom
>Fights interdimensional space horrors on a daily basis
>She is actually gorgeous.
>Helps people and figths evil for the hell of it
She is perfect in every sense and aspect, holy shit.

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>tries to solo the blob and gets into a sticky situation

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>Goes on about "wow its like phazon but green! HONK HONK!"

What the fuck is this garbage?