Pick up that can

Pick up that can.

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Yes, sir.

no

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A guy once told me to pick up a piece of trash irl

I told him to do it instead

And he did it

How you doin, can? Do you come around here often?

eat my dust

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>this made boomers shit their pants

no it didnt
everyone allowed to havve fun

Your trash or just random trash?

Aren't metro cops just regular people hired by the combine?
Why is he such a dick?

ask yourself, why are cops dicks?
then imagine ones with even more power

they do it for free

Sure, why not?
I support Combine anti-jew government

People getting abused by a power they can never truly deal with tend to also abuse any power they get, that and if Barney's beating quota is anything to go by the combine probably pressure cps to be dicks

no actually, they rather explicitly don't do it for free

>shrieks like a retarded child
>tears out own eyes in rage that someone made a reasonable request of them
>sprays liquid shit all over the place throwing a tantrum
>pulls out 192 guns, all of them assault rifles
>murders everyone within 100 miles with ICBM bullets
>fucks sister
I'm American you see

Fucking madman!

>Aren't metro cops just regular people hired by the combine?
>Why is he such a dick?
They're allowed to volunteer for memory replacement to gain increasing rank privileges, so I imagine the combination of them being bullies and psychos in the first place, plus memory replacement to give them an even more warped world view, makes them behave like giga assholes.

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literally worse than the combine. at least the combine let you go fair and square after you pick up the can.

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Not gonna lie its pretty awesome being able to mentally break people just by existing.

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A random piece of trash that was near where I was standing

alpha as FUCK

It was really fucking impressive, I remember I was blown away when they showcased a Source engine 2 demo around 2003 at an E3 or something.

First thing they show is Gman's face from 97's Half life and immediately switch to 2004's Gman in Source engine 2.

I literally blew me away. That shit was mind fucking blowing for 2004