Bet you faggots can't get laid

Bet you faggots can't get laid.

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Not in real life but this game? It's easy. Just don't be retarded

>powerpoint porn

4/10

she jumped in the pool with her clothes on dumb bitch

>kissing while dancing is ok
>rubbing hands through hair is ok
>kissing on the couch is too much
fuck this SLOOT

well that was easy

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It is literally easier to have sex in real life.

Whoever made this game has clearly never met a woman lmfao.

damn it just like in real life

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I looked up a guide this shit is actually impossible

what the secret cheat code to getting women to have sex with you irl ISNT looking at their telescope and talking about the moon?

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that's literally how you do it irl too bro

This is so very silly. It's just an unfiltered insight into the mind of the fella who created it.
>hurr that's all media
Not like this.

I put jazz music on then went in the pool then went to the diner then bought beer and then the telescope I dunno how that came together I was hoping Id get a threesome with jessie at the liquor store

>woot
Ha, nostalgic.

didnt know this game was based on my psycho ex

Sex with girls is for sissies.

O-ok, I guess a neck kiss is heavier than a slimy mouth kiss?
Unrealistic, there's no way that's how it works

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Are you kidding me? Just be a creep or a beta. No other options?

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I went to the bathroom to piss and she called me a loser and kicked me out.
Fucking bitch.

where's the option to rape her

Keep feeding her booze and you could get the option to "carry her to bed"

Is this the dark souls of dating sims?
Took me like 30+ tries last time I was in one of these threads.

I don't know why but this just made me burst into laughter

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The kiss is juat a light kiss on the lips its deceiving