>be me
>get a very good run
>explore the entirety of the mines and collapsed mine
>get a bunch of hearts
>go to fungal caverns
>get a lot of good wands and spells
>finally think i might be able to win for the first time
>build a decent rapid fire spark bolt spammer
>rush through the hiisi base
>make quick work of the jungle
>get to the vault
>surrounded by enemies
>panic
>accidentally propane myself
And that's how I didn't win again
Anyway noider thread
What game?
noita
t. hiisi
>be me
>just gotten the game
>figuring out how the wand system works
>finds a "poison swamp" spell
>fuck this do.jpg
>probably figure out soon enough
>find my first shop
>buys thing with seemingly fuck load of effects and an empty slot
>Incandescent bulb above head
>try to put spell into empty slot
>added more bullshit to seemingly good wand
>find enemy to try out on
>entire screen blows up and i die
turns out the wand with at least 5 explosive balls plus some more explosives and a poisons swamp effect wasn't the best to use in cqc.
Explosion immunity is strong.
>accidentally shoot at a pouch
>gold pours everywhere
>80% of it melts because of nearby fire and lava
>thankfully I had just passed by a wand with freezing field spell
>freeze gold back into solid form
>it doesn't freeze back into solid form
>there's no way to re-solidify liquid gold
Really gives you the feel that they quit developing the game too soon.
>get some money in mines
>jack shit in the shop
>rush through mines
>god shop with black holes
Good thing you can just go back though the ice layer.
Noita makes me sad that we don't have some kind of Terraria made with this kind of technology.
I stumbled upon the mixture for Draught of Midas by complete accident. Is that rare?
OP from the last thread () here.
Ended up finishing that 33 orb run and then killing myself with polymorph.
Feel a bit burnt out. Will probably be a while until I try my hand at a 34 orb run.
Do all miniboss respawn in NG+? I want Spatial Awareness but I'm like +++ in now.
Pretty rare, like 1 in 500 perhaps, seen it a couple times myself
Rad. Love it when I find low-probability things in games.
noita makes me sad in general that such good simulation is hidden behind such garbage game design
>get Telekenesis
>start smashing things with rocks and boxes
>grab an exploding box
>left click instead of hitting F
It's about 50/50 for killing myself and getting killed.
>Be hype for noita since before early access
>Buy it as soon as it launches
>Have fun in early threads on Any Forums and in game
>Play 700+ hours in vanilla
>Too easy now
Guess I gotta start looking at mods.
Doesn't water turn molten gold back to regular gold?
If magic exist I imagine it would be super dangerous and trivial to fuck yourself up with if you didn't know what you were doing. Noita is one of the rare games that perfectly captures that sentiment.
anyone figure out the eyes/cauldren yet?
Either you need a fuckton of water or no.