Bubbles in the LCD considered as normal

>Bubbles in the LCD considered as normal
>Battery life loses 50% of charge in a month
>Mainboard detaches from a slight drop
>Switches in buttons dying randomly and impossible to replace
Is this the power of Steam Deck?

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Assblasted tendie thread? Assblasted tendie thread.

Yep, another one, I do like how its just straight lies most of the time.

The Steam Deck has been phenomenal for me honestly, mine had zero issue on receipt.

There's more videos on YT about the problems with Deck than reviews, you might have just gotten lucky, or you might be coping.

People will always over inflate issues with anything, doesnt mean most people are experiencing them.

Seems like you are coping by pretending they are more common than they are.

>There's more videos on YT about the problems with Deck than reviews
Got anything to back that up, like actual statistics?

>Search "steam deck"
>First bunch of results are review videos from huge channels
>Everything else is just complaining about terrible performance / battery life / "game play videos" with no audio and comments saying how shit the performance is

>actual statistics?
What exactly would this entail? Where would they even come from?

Liar.

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'ick on the 'eck

What is random tendies obsession to literally outright lie about the deck? I hope they aren't doing it for free.

Oh they are, I also think its a poorfag cope since I've seen many complain its "too expensive" despite being cheaper than a Switch after, you know, buying games.

You need to work on your lying skills, they're on par with "my dad works at Nintendo" shit

But they do, they love that gook dick

Did you not finish school or never took a math class in your life?

These

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I find it incredibly weird that the Deck even has people against it, its the least offensive, most pro consumer device I've ever fucking had with almost everything I would want in a portable since I owned a GBA or a PSP.

Why wage a "war" against something actually fucking good? I think in the month + I've had my Steam Deck I already sunk more hours than I did in the first 2 years of owning a Switch.

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>Any Forums when the deck's battery doesn't break the laws of physics in order to last 72 straight hours at max TDP

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if the deck (and mainly steamOS/linux) becomes successful then the world's scummiest tech company stands to lose their chokehold on PC gaming

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Only other hardware threads I've seen this much blatant lying in are VR threads, it's kind of nuts.
Someone must be very upset about this thing for some reason.

Better then the switch

>then

I literally teach statistics at a postgraduate level. What exactly would steam deck defect rate statistics consist of? What would you consider a defect? Woudl you control for production wave, production location, etc? Who would gather the statistics and where would they be published? Literally just how would any of this happen?
The exchange went:
>there's youtube videos showing defects
>"d-do you have any stats"
It just looks like pure cope user lol

The pictures video is about the guy having physically damaged his Steam Deck by letting something fall on top of the case it was in. It sucks that the case didn't protect it from whatever was dropped on it, but generally "it can potentially be destroyed by physical force" is not really a fixable design flaw.

Nigtendies never fail to make me laugh.

now do it without you blocking videos

>break steam deck in return
now you have to wait 7 more months while i can buy nintendo switch from the store

>Mario Odyssey
>Smash Ultimate
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Sequel
>Splatoon 2 + Octo Expansion
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna the Golden Country
>Snipperclips Plus
>1 2 Switch
>Fast RMX
>Arms
>Golf Story
>Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle + Donkey Kong Adventure
>Gal Metal
>Kirby Star Allies
>Mario Tennis Aces
>TWEWY ~Final Remix~
>Super Mario Party
>Pokémon Let's Go
>Fitness Boxing
>Yoshi's Crafted World
>Pokémon Sword & Shield
>Animal Crossing: New Horizons
>Fire Emblem Three Houses
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3
>Super Mario Maker 2
>The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
>Astral Chain
>Box Boy! + Box Girl!
>Tetris 99
>Cadence of Hyrule
>Mario & Sonic at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games
>Bayonetta 3
>Metroid Prime 4
>Shin Megami Tensei V
>Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition
>Ring Fit Adventure
>Famicon Detective Club remakes
>Brain Training Switch
>Sports Story
>Taiko no Tatsujin Drum & Fun
>Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX
>Ninjala
>Groove Coaster Wai Wai Party
>Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics
>Good Job!
>Paper Mario: The Origami King
>New Pokémon Snap
>Bakugan: Champions of Vestroia
>Picross S Series
>Vitamin Connection
>Working Zombies
>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity
>Fitness Boxing 2
>Kirby Fighters 2
>Rolling Gunner
>Buddy Mission BOND
>Mario Golf: Super Rush
>Triangle Strategy
>Splatoon 3
>Crayon Shin-chan
>Pokémon Brilliant Diamond & Shining Pearl
>Pokémon Legends Arceus
>Monyuu
>Pacman 99
>Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
>Game Builder Garage
>Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope
>Mario Party Superstars
>Metroid Dread
>WarioWare: Get It Together!
>Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
>Kirby and the Forgotten Land
>Duel Princess
>Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
To be continued

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Somebody malded enough about the deck to type out this lie when everyone can take two seconds to see it's wrong lmao

A win for the consumer is a loss for the sweaty incels on Any Forums, naturally they will crawl out of the greasy corners of your house to shitpost and force memes

Ok Nintendomination, take your pills. Maybe you're fat ass will stay in bed a bit longer if were lucky.

the power of the Steeem D1ck.

gaEben keeps Nickel and Diming r3tards.