Why would you EVER join Team Aqua when you can join Team Magma?

Why would you EVER join Team Aqua when you can join Team Magma?

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Dating a Team Magma admin!

In what spectrum do you think she is in

Simple. It's being with my bros.

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Archie is a bro, Maxie feels like an asshole. Overall hanging out with team aqua seems to be a fun time.
And I like water.

She's acoustic

Magma have the cuter female grunts and female admin. So Magma is better.

Nigga I prefer electric

Getting all hot and sweaty with Magma

Wrong typing, dummy

Not sure if it's intentional but Magma are a bunch of dorks and not like the good kind.

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>Yeah we need more landmass where people can live
>Yeah we need more ocean where... fish can live
Team Aqua is retarded

It is
Archie and his gang are more family like and lively while Maxie and his are more calculating, snobby, and cold

Because Chocolate flavoured Aqua grunts and Shelly make my dick rock hard.
I don't know why they decided to brownify everyone's skin for ORAS but other than Matt my dick wasn't complaining. Not usually in the mood for Bara. Usually.
That being said the Magma grunts are also really fucking cute (always have been imo) so it'd be a really hard choice.

Only in the remakes where they were designed for babies.

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outdoors makes every race looks like nigs

Team Aqua had a pirate theme in the remakes and pirates are likely to be tanned being in the sea all day

Because old canon Aqua had this bombshell

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Because they have endearing chads and a delicious brown

>two best friends play