Christopher my son...
Christopher my son
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Moot's not coming back user...
Hey, what's up man?
can you play as a girl in these games
wtf shelob looks like THAT?!?
Christopher, my son, do not fuck the spider, no matter how sexy she may look.
TALION GET YOUR COCK OUT OF THAT SPIDER RIGHT NOW
THE PALANTIR TALION THE PALINTIR
>THE PALANTIR TALION THE PALINTIR
THE PALANTIR TALION THE PALINTIR
>THE PALANTIR TALION THE PALINTIR
I want to rape that spider
too late
Thanks you Monolith for curing my arachnophobia
>no in-game model that could be ripped off for porn
What a waste
>Christopher, my son, I want them to use the sexy Shelob form only in cgi cutscenes, so no mortal man could have ripped it from the game and defile it with porn. That way every man who was lusting after my creation would be destined for eternal suffering, not able to get what he wants dear.
>but dad, they'll just jack off to Stoya
Our only hope now is for an experienced and dedicated coomer modeler to sculpt her from scratch or use a pre-existing model and reshape it that way.
Tolkien was not a beta, he was the alpha, he'd be proud to see Shelob portrait like this you faggots the orcs need to look more like black people though
He described Orcs as looking like Asians with all the beauty removed.
bitch looks like she-hulk
my wife