>dude, what if we started the game off by introducing the player to a 40 HOUR WALK THROUGH THE WILDERNESS WITH NO HUB WORLDS, INTERESTING LOCALES, OR INTERESTING CHARACTERS TO CHAT UP
>dude, you know how there was actual levity in Xenoblade 1 and 2? Let's ditch that shit and turn this into a super serious game about super serious shit 24/7. No comedic scenes, no fan service, not one chance for the player to catch their fucking breath from this suffocating story that takes itself way too seriously
>dude, let's replace the obnoxious gacha Blade system from the previous game and replace with the Hero system...but then kill off the very first, most interesting Hero as soon as Noah acquires her, gutting the very mechanic we introduced! I'm sure the player won't mind having the leftover, androgynous, green haired abomination archer and the dumb tank class that no one will ever use for the protagonist
>Dude, what if you were overleveled by 20 throughout the main story, from beginning to end?
>dude, what if we made the most godawful accessory system known to man, that makes equipping characters with the best gear an exercise in tedium, having to sort through an endless list of loot to find the right ones?
>dude, what if we made the worst quest/map GUI interface in the history of video games?
>dude, what if we made the writing so stilted, so overwrought in its melodrama that it makes Xenoblade 2 look like the FF7 of the franchise?
>dude, what if kept hiring that one American VA who sounds like she got her foot in the industry by either sucking major cock or knowing someone who has huge connections and had her voice the dumb throwaway character with her dumb, throwaway questions that point out the most obvious shit during cutscenes? Really Sena? You're saying we should release the Queen from captivity? NO SHIT, I don't think Noah was going to do that, what a brilliant line! Very astute! (cont)
Eunie? More like, Eunied to Never Develop Another Game Ever Again Monolith
words words words
>cont
why
Seems like you actually played game.
Is XB3 worse than pic related?
I have too many backlog, don't plan on playing it till next year when all DLCs are out
MINGE
Kite's slightly goofy scene with Yuzuriha in Zeon's hero quest woke me up to just how safe they'd been playing it. First (and possibly only?) thing of that nature in the entire game. 2 was full of it and I'm not ashamed to admit I liked it seeing some Japanese humor now and then.
>dude, what if we finally opened the game up by allowing the player to pilot a cool ass ship on the ocean...and then immediately follow it up by forcing the player to go through what has to be the longest, most repetitive, most arduous, boring, coma-inducing end-dungeon in JRPG existence?
>no, seriously dude. What if we wanted to emulate Tales of Arise so hard that we took what they did and cranked it up to 11. It will literally take an entire day just to complete this final fucking dungeon. I mean, players enjoyed that shit in ToA. That's why it made so much money, right? *laughter in Japanese intensifies*
>dude, we if the story made no fucking sense?
>dude, what if it took a COON'S AGE to grind out the soul tree for the Interlinks? I'm talking, longer than it takes to reach max level in the game?
>dude, what if SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE
>dude, what if we kept rehashing previous cutscenes over and over for the last 10 hours of the game?
>dude, what in INVISIBLE WALLS
>dude, what if we sucked the darkie's cock for the first four chapters for some reason?
>dude, what if we made those Ferronis hubs that player has to unlock a massive pain in the ass by basically overriding the pebble-throwing mechanic? You know, the one time the mechanic would actually be useful? What if we made enemies that buried themselves under the geometry so the player HAS to aggro them all at once? We're sadist, soulless Japanese who are definitely never reaching the benevolent light of heaven. We buried ourselves in the WW2 to great effect anyway
>insert webm of sena being a dork
i will now emulate your game.
So is Xenoblade 3 like SMT 5 where everyone praises it and refuses to allow any criticisms of the game and the next month afterwards, all talk of it dies and the only time you see threads for it is either a femboy porn dump or criticism of the game?
If you could bear to sit through the Gary Paulsen-tier first half of the game while going through all of the overbearing cutscenes, you can sit and read my rant of this game you massive faggot. I paid 60 dollars for this buyer's remorse, so deal with it.
Is SMT5 actually bad?
I skipped SMT5 because of faggot-looking MC, gameplay videos showing empy barren land and I accidentally corrupted the game file with faulty updates and was too lazy to redownload it again.
As stated previously, Xenoblade 3 makes Xenoblade 2 look like FF7 in comparison. This final dungeon alone makes me NEVER EVER want to replay this shit ever again.
>complaining about having to use zeon or juniper
Just use Valdi you dumb nigger.
The only good thing about 5 is gameplay and graphics, everything else is fucking awful. Each location is a desert but the sand is a different color.
>>dude, what if kept hiring that one American VA who sounds like she got her foot in the industry by either sucking major cock or knowing someone who has huge connections and had her voice the dumb throwaway character with her dumb, throwaway questions that point out the most obvious shit during cutscenes? Really Sena?
who voices sena?
>dude, what if kept hiring that one American VA
If you play with the dub, and then also complain about it your entire post should be discarded
>dubfaggotry
self-inflicted problem
>buy a switch
>spend $60 on garbage for the nth year in a row
>wtf how could this have happened???
I predicted sub-only purists would barge in here.
1. I had no problem with the rest of the dub. Just Sena.
2. I give you exhibit A.
3. You are both faggots who enjoy taking it up the bum.
>NO INTERESTING LOCALES, OR INTERESTING CHARACTERS TO CHAT UP
stopped reading there. there is god damn affinity chart.
I'm an idort. Nothing else has released this year apart from Celtic Souls and Sifu. Suck my ass.
>grinding affinity
>fun
>interesting
pick one you dumb nigger
>dubfaggot
>paypig
>racist
ignore OP
>Xenoblade 2
>Hated for lewd designs apparently and that the story is more character focused as well as it being light hearted
>Xenoblade 3
>Hated for no lewd designs and the super seriousness of the story
Why can't they balance it like 1 or X where it can have both lewd and non lewd designs as well as it having both light hearted and seriousness of story? For both character and world building.
I propose the next Xeno after 3 to be based off of Mass Effect.
Not only you are dubfaggot, you are also actually retarded.
Your mother sucks dwarf cock. You don't belong here. Lurk more newfag. Maybe resetera is more your style?
Sena’s dub is fucking abysmal and so is Isurd’s. I don’t know how they can have such varying degrees of quality in voice acting in the same game.
Not an argument, sub-only hypocrite. Localizers fuck with the subtitles just as much the dubbers do. We're stuck wading in this shit together. No point in acting better than me because you read your media and I listen to it. Deal with it